I wrote a letter to Santa:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I stole
winterr_breeze's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July I helped
snubbly across the street (6 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I punched
babydoll19 in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1018 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
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