Dear Santa...

Dec 05, 2007 06:15

I wrote a letter to Santa:


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I stole winterr_breeze's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July I helped snubbly across the street (6 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I punched babydoll19 in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1018 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
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