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My declaration to the world!
If you are FEMALE and:
a) you are dating someone i'm friends with,
or
b) i only talk to you online, i.e. we've never met
or
c) I don't find you attractive (i.e. you're crazy. It doesn't count if you think you are, only counts if i think you are.)
you're allowed to be my friend.
Any other female, YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND, and please don't put me in that category, BECAUSE I WILL HIT ON YOU EVENTUALLY.
I have enough female friends, and besides my hormones won't allow it.
Also Disclaimer: If you have any doubt at all about whether or not we're friends, WE'RE NOT! and i reserve the exclusive right to hit on you.
Second Declaration and most important:
If you have a great smile, and i mean like it SHAMES THE SUN, all bets are off because i am in love with you. Once again, i get to be the judge of this, and not you. So if you think you're not pretty or have a bad smile or are crazy, tough luck, it doesn't matter cause i'm still asking you out.
Thank you, this has been a public service announcement.
On a crazier note, I was just told i was the main participant in a very orgasmic sexual fantasy of a female friend of mine.....WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Guess we're not friends anymore in her eyes....
Damn, I didn't know i could do that. I mean granted I've been working out more often, and dressing better, (that picture is several months old) , but damn it sounds wierd when you're told that. Now if only the girl i liked didn't run away within 5 minutes of me starting a conversation with her everytime....arrgggg, i need to find a girl that's both SINGLE and AVAILABLE!!! (emotionally as well as is in the vicinity of SD) Liking NorCal girls only leads me to trouble....
If you are FEMALE and:
a) you are dating someone i'm friends with,
or
b) i only talk to you online, i.e. we've never met
or
c) I don't find you attractive (i.e. you're crazy. It doesn't count if you think you are, only counts if i think you are.)
you're allowed to be my friend.
Any other female, YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND, and please don't put me in that category, BECAUSE I WILL HIT ON YOU EVENTUALLY.
I have enough female friends, and besides my hormones won't allow it.
Also Disclaimer: If you have any doubt at all about whether or not we're friends, WE'RE NOT! and i reserve the exclusive right to hit on you.
Second Declaration and most important:
If you have a great smile, and i mean like it SHAMES THE SUN, all bets are off because i am in love with you. Once again, i get to be the judge of this, and not you. So if you think you're not pretty or have a bad smile or are crazy, tough luck, it doesn't matter cause i'm still asking you out.
Thank you, this has been a public service announcement.
On a crazier note, I was just told i was the main participant in a very orgasmic sexual fantasy of a female friend of mine.....WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Guess we're not friends anymore in her eyes....
Damn, I didn't know i could do that. I mean granted I've been working out more often, and dressing better, (that picture is several months old) , but damn it sounds wierd when you're told that. Now if only the girl i liked didn't run away within 5 minutes of me starting a conversation with her everytime....arrgggg, i need to find a girl that's both SINGLE and AVAILABLE!!! (emotionally as well as is in the vicinity of SD) Liking NorCal girls only leads me to trouble....