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In lighter news...Kevin Federline's rappin'
Sample lyrics from "Y'All Ain't Ready":
"My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008,"
"Back then they called me K-Fed/ But you can call me Daddy instead,"
"But I know that you really can't wait/ 'Cause people always askin' me when's the release date?"
"Well maybe, baby, you can wait and see/ Until then all these Pavarottis following me,"
Religious leaders everywhere proclaim that mankind has angered the powers above and we should all expect vengance soon for "this travesty....this abomination"
Scientists have declared that science and especially evolution is all a lie perpetrated to keep mankind from realizing the horrible truth that Darwin was wrong. Humans didn't evolve from monkeys. WE'RE TURNING INTO THEM.
My proof?
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Alright, so maybe it's only that really retarded people look like monkeys to me =P, but it still holds. But then again calling these guys retarded is an insult to all those who are truly mentally handicapped. These guys are just MORONS plain and simple......
In other news:
I've been having the most intense dreams intermittently about a friend of mine who i haven't seen in a while. They're not about sex as much as making out, but i always wake up hot and bothered.....I don't even know why since i've never thought about her this way before, but now that i've had them, I'm suddenly becoming very attracted to her, and just the thought of her gets me a little hot and bothered. The dream goes like this:
The first time: I'm on a first date with someone from my department (again the selection of this girl surprised me, oh you brain you!) when i ran into my friend at the movie theaters where she was alone. She starts flirting with me, and i refrain of course, being the gentleman that i am, then we three proceed to sit together to watch the movie. Part way through she starts crying and exits the theater. I follow her out and ask her what's wrong? She tells me she's just broken up with her bf between tears and she's too emotional right now, and also that she finds me attractive. I tell her i'm flattered but i couldn't possibly....at which point she slams me against the wall and we proceed to make out. My date comes out and sees us doing this, says some words and walks away in a huff. This registers somewhere in the back of my brain since i'm too busy playing tonsil hockey.....and i'm seriously enjoying it with my friend. That's when I woke up with my arms around my pillow, while making out with it and went...."WHAT THE **^%$?????"
Now all of a sudden, pictures of her get me all hot and bothered. It's so wierd... i'm all confused now on the inside. The first dream was several months ago, but i've been having dreams about....going further....with her periodically as well. It's always just her in these dreams, my fantasies don't include anyone else. Am i going crazy?
I wonder if i should contact her right now..
EDIT: Due to questions, if you're reading this, it's not you......well at least not this time ;)