South Park script
[Canyon City Maximum Security Prison, day, meeting room.]
Mr. Evans: Okay, so what are some other things that we can do besides molest our children?
Man: [in back row] See a movie?
Mr. Evans: Sure, "see a movie"'s good. [writes it down on the blackboard] We could see a movie instead of molesting our children. What else?
Mrs. McCormick: Make a sweater?
Mr. Evans: Uh huh. I'll put ah, "knitting, sewing." [writeis them down] Who's got another one?
Blond Man: [to Liane's left] Molest children?
Mr. Evans: Nonono, we're looking for things to do besides molesting our children.
Blond Man: Oh. Fishing?
Mr. Evans: Fishing's good. Uh huh. [writes that down]
Mr. Evans: Okay, so what are some other things that we can do besides molest our children?
Man: [in back row] See a movie?
Mr. Evans: Sure, "see a movie"'s good. [writes it down on the blackboard] We could see a movie instead of molesting our children. What else?
Mrs. McCormick: Make a sweater?
Mr. Evans: Uh huh. I'll put ah, "knitting, sewing." [writeis them down] Who's got another one?
Blond Man: [to Liane's left] Molest children?
Mr. Evans: Nonono, we're looking for things to do besides molesting our children.
Blond Man: Oh. Fishing?
Mr. Evans: Fishing's good. Uh huh. [writes that down]