Jan 18, 2005 18:34
Fuck, it's only January, and TIME magazine can already call off the judging for the Man of the Year award.
I've already won, without any doubt.
Today I created what man said could never be created.
I grilled a ham and cheese sandwich, cut it up into cubes, then made a bean and grilled ham and cheese burrito with hot sauce and cheddar cheese.
I'm just plain better than you.
Also, I'm getting that 20gig iPod tomorrow. Jerks.