Jul 05, 2007 13:58
This Person of the Week Award goes to the woman who called the comic book shop today. The conversation my manager had with her sounded like this:
Damon: Thank you for calling 21st Century Comics and Games, this is Damon. Can I help you?
Damon: We don't have a game rental system, all our games are for sale.
*Pause*
Damon: I don't believe we carry any games for two-year-olds. Have a good day!
Me: Games for two-year-olds? Like, "Pin the tail on the Ow-my-leg-I-think-I-need-to-go-to-the-hospital?"
Damon: Or possibly the deluxe edition of "Guess the Spit Up"
Seriously, games for two year olds? Buy the kids some balloons, put faces on them, drink a cosmo. Repeat ad nauseum. I will come dressed as a clown for $50 and half the cake.