Stupid people
As I had little change to get the bus this morning, I decided to pick up a copy of the Daily Star - known for its accurate potrayal of every day life, and..... well, we all know what else's it's known for (I only buy it for the articles)
Flicking through the usual rubbish I picked up on two amusing stories I thought I'd share.
The first is surely a case for stupid death of the year. Apparently a hotel manager was killed when he boiled to death. How could he have done such a thing I hear you ask? Did he fall into his chef's industrial sized cooking pot and get served as the evening meal? Did he pass out in a sauna and shrink to the size of a prune? No.
While wearing a latex all-over body suit, the hotel manager started taking cocaine and, the resultant increase in body temperature led the poor man to be flash fried in his ony kinky outfit. Can you imaging the guys mother at his funeral trying to explain how he died?
The second story is just a case of utter stupidity. Two men were rightly pissed off after buying two laptops of some guys on the street for £600 to find that the boxes they had only contained onions. Would you fork out £300 of your cash for something without checking the merchandise? I don't think so.
Flicking through the usual rubbish I picked up on two amusing stories I thought I'd share.
The first is surely a case for stupid death of the year. Apparently a hotel manager was killed when he boiled to death. How could he have done such a thing I hear you ask? Did he fall into his chef's industrial sized cooking pot and get served as the evening meal? Did he pass out in a sauna and shrink to the size of a prune? No.
While wearing a latex all-over body suit, the hotel manager started taking cocaine and, the resultant increase in body temperature led the poor man to be flash fried in his ony kinky outfit. Can you imaging the guys mother at his funeral trying to explain how he died?
The second story is just a case of utter stupidity. Two men were rightly pissed off after buying two laptops of some guys on the street for £600 to find that the boxes they had only contained onions. Would you fork out £300 of your cash for something without checking the merchandise? I don't think so.