I Never Post Anything
And since I never do, here's something to fill up space and make me feel less guilty about letting another online communications medium wither and die.
I have a huge-ass blister on my left heel. I believe it will have grown enough to speak to me within a few days.
My guy friends have a betting pool based on how long it will take me to get a girlfriend. I suppose I should feel flattered that the maximum time estimated so far is a month?
My guy friends and I are also planning to dress up as all ten versions of The Doctor from Doctor Who this Halloween. My Sonic Screwdriver is in the mail. PH33R the uber-g33k5.
Eddie Izzard is bloody hilarious.
Douche Rocket is the greatest term EVA.