Every Friday my work brings in free lunch for all employees. On non payday fridays we get sandwiches and on payday fridays (like today) they order in pizza.
Anyway we got called into the break room for lunch and I went through several boxes looking for a topping I wanted. I noticed one pizza I'd never seen before. It looked like it was topped with chicken with an alfredo like sauce. That sounded good so i took a slice.
I took one bite and I almost threw up in my mouth. It tasted fishy and raw and the texture of the meat was disgusting.
I got up and took a look at the box that I got the pizza from and noticed "CLAM" was written on it in black marker.
WHO THE HELL EATS CLAM PIZZA???
Well, other than me.
Oh god I think I'm gonna be sick...