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There was a girl at the Tigers game last night wearing flip-flops and wool leggings. I couldn't stop staring, it was so awful. And then there was another girl, wearing mom jeans with no pockets and this weird stitching on the back that made her ass look like a mack truck. I felt like I should be pulling these people aside and giving them makeovers.
I decided I'm totally in love with Joel Zumaya. He's such a punk, I just love it. Plus, the boy can throw 103 miles an hour. I would make him throw things at people who annoy me.
I think I'm going to go buy some candy at Somerset today. An early birthday present to myself, if you will.
I decided I'm totally in love with Joel Zumaya. He's such a punk, I just love it. Plus, the boy can throw 103 miles an hour. I would make him throw things at people who annoy me.
I think I'm going to go buy some candy at Somerset today. An early birthday present to myself, if you will.