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newt_warrington

v10.0

Nov 29, 2007 18:36

Monique Travers, I would sooner snog TRELAWNEY than you. Because our favourite nutcase Professor at least appreciates my wit rather than my bank vault. So STOP TRYING TO GET ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE ( Read more... )

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newt_dorny November 29 2007, 10:47:03 UTC

I do not promise I am not laughing at you.

newt_warrington November 29 2007, 10:50:01 UTC

Aren't Ravenclaws supposed to be intelligent? Because that statement almost didn't make sense, wifey.

Besides being my wife I'm sure you're allowed an obligatory moment each day to laugh at me... or something like that.

newt_dorny November 29 2007, 11:01:59 UTC

Yes. So we show it off by being blatantly cryptic, of course.

Awww, I really do love the benefits of this marriage! Do you think if I laugh long enough at you, the stork will drop us off a kid too?

newt_warrington November 29 2007, 11:05:57 UTC

...I hope not.

newt_demelza November 29 2007, 11:14:12 UTC

Maybe you two should consult the tea leaves on this one.

newt_warrington November 29 2007, 11:18:22 UTC

There'll be no children.

newt_demelza November 29 2007, 11:19:50 UTC

And Lucy thought her cat was male.

newt_warrington November 29 2007, 11:34:45 UTC

You do realise that JD and I are not that way inclined?

newt_demelza November 29 2007, 11:37:02 UTC

Yep!

Private to Cassius

You wouldn't believe who I'm pretty sure (and this time, more sure than I was last time) she's inclined towards at the moment, though!

Private to Demelza // Cassius newt_warrington November 29 2007, 11:38:19 UTC

Hmm, really?

So who's the lucky guy then?

Re: Private to Demelza // Cassius newt_demelza November 29 2007, 11:40:55 UTC

You should use your Inner Eye on this one, silly.

Re: Private to Demelza // Cassius newt_warrington November 29 2007, 11:44:06 UTC

It's sleeping at the moment.

So, spill.

Re: Private to Demelza // Cassius newt_demelza November 29 2007, 11:45:19 UTC

Oh, come on, think. Take a wild guess, even. Just guess someone!

Then I'll tell. Promise.

Re: Private to Demelza // Cassius newt_warrington November 29 2007, 12:03:12 UTC

Hmm... Merton Graves?

I was going to go with a really wild guess, but then realised any such guess was mildly disgusting.

Now, you promised. Tell.

Re: Private to Demelza // Cassius newt_demelza November 29 2007, 12:05:40 UTC

Umm. Actually. That's it.

It's Merton Graves.

That was a wild guess? Come ON, I can't be the only person to see it!

Re: Private to Demelza // Cassius newt_warrington November 29 2007, 12:11:36 UTC

...that was a bit of a let down.

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