Jun 14, 2011 05:33
It's 5.30 in the frickin' morning and the loony woman who used to live downstairs has just rung the bell to my flat.........
loony - Can you turn your music down
Me - ??? There's no music on.... we were in bed..... you do know that you don't live here anymore!
loony - Yes, but Can you turn your music down ? Also, did you ever find that gun?
Me.... WHAT????????????
Loony - That Tazer gun *Rambles on a bit*
Me - You're not making sense
Loony - That's it. I'm calling the police
Me - Oh god, please do!
Loony wanders off
This is the woman who was convinced we'd planted listening devices in her flat and were having her followed.
She's really freaking scary!
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