Hwegh

[newt_fawcett]

The mayhem from the two stupidest houses in the school is once again upon us. Not that I'm saying Gryffindors and Slytherins are stupid individually, or that I'm more intelligent than they are simply by virtue of being a Ravenclaw. Though technically Ravenclaw is the most intelligent house in the school as a collective, in the same way Gryffindor

Comments

[newt_dorny]

You sound suspiciously chipper.

Once again, I think the Bat Bogey Hex cropped up from one of those blasted fourth years. I am brought back to my age old question of recent: What is with fourth years?!

[newt_fawcett]

They get up to everything the little kids do and everything us big kids do.

Why suspiciously?

[newt_dorny]

Ah, so the theory is, that is the merging year, between childish-childish and we're-pretending-we're-not-but-we-really-are-childish-childish?

Private to Fawcett

Aren't you supposed to be moping about Stebbins. Given recent events, suspiciously, sunshine.

[newt_fawcett]

Puberty has ruined many a good first year before.

Private to JD: Oh, not so much. Given recent events.

Private to Fawcett

[newt_dorny]

There are more recent events I have not yet heard about?

Private to JD

[newt_fawcett]

Definitely perhaps.

Private to Fawcett

[newt_dorny]

SPILL!

Private to JD

[newt_fawcett]

I was going to draw it out a bit more but I won't. You've been very good.

I kissed Stebbins during patrol yesterday evening. And he kissed back. And I managed not to run off this time.

Private to Fawcett

[newt_dorny]

YOU DID? HE DID?

HURRAH!

I'm so happy for you! Really! So, do we get to call you two Stawcett now without being berated?

Private to JD

[newt_fawcett]

Yes, and we even cuddled afterwards and Rowena's tits, I just realised that makes it sound like we did more than what actually happened...

No-no-no-no-no. Merlin, no. Stawcett sounds terrible. Stawcett makes it sound like we've somehow melded together and are this interchangeable entity. The Weasley twins might get jealous.

Private to Fawcett

[newt_dorny]

Dare I actually say it, but that is so adorably cute! (Shush, don't tell anyone I used that word to describe something seriously.)

Alright, alright. I'll humour you for now. So, what are you two now?

Private to JD

[newt_fawcett]

I'm still trying to get over you used that word. Particularly in relation to me.

I have no idea. Should I? Well, I suppose there's mutual interest there but other than that, I don't know.

Private to Fawcett

[newt_dorny]

Perhaps I've talked to Tee a mite too long, who knows.

It's alright to not know exactly. But whatever it is, take is slow and easy. If I could work things out, no - this isn't about me. It would be weird if we suddenly saw you dining at Hufflepuff every second meal, so please don't tell me you'll become one of those sorts of couples.

Private to JD

[newt_fawcett]

I suppose so. It's not as if one of us is taking advantage of the other or the like.

Are you quite alright?

Private to Fawcett

[newt_dorny]

No, no, no! I am NOT raining on your parade!

Fine. Why wouldn't I be alright?

Private to JD

[newt_fawcett]

I can't think of a reason. But you don't appear to be. Just a "vibe" I'm getting, at the risk of sounding like Herbie.