Ewwww

[newt_barney]

Women of a certain age should not wear pink, frilly underwear. Or at least, for the sake of my eyes I should never have to look it. Oh my eyes! Oh my head! Actually, scrap that, I think I could cope with seeing pretty much any other teacher in pink underwear, with the possible exception of Professor Snape, but Professor Umbridge... no.

I'm trying

Comments

[newt_fred]

Really, really should have thought of that before giving Bletchley that trick wand. Well, on the plus side it's a very effective contraceptive method for all the horny young lads and lasses out there. I think I've just been put off for life, mate.

[newt_stebbins]

You and me both.

[newt_barney]

I don't want to be put off for life! I want to have sex! Lots of - ok, too much information Barney, cross that out.

[newt_fawcett]

Thank you for sharing that, Barney. Should I set up a roster?

[newt_barney]

That won't be necessary, thanks. Oh I hope nobody can see how red I am now.

[newt_dorny]

You know, they usually say that being a bit more SUBTLE reaps a few more benefits.

[newt_barney]

Benefits? I'm not trying to suggest anybody should oblige me, I'm just saying, you know, I don't think a celibate life is for me. Oh what have I got myself into?

[newt_fawcett]

Open mouth, insert foot, Barney. Ah, bless you. You suuuuuure you don't want me to set up that roster?

[newt_barney]

One girl would be quite enou No, no I'm fine. Embarassed, but fine.

[newt_fawcett]

Not to worry, Poppet. I'm sure that you wouldn't need a roster to help you out anyway.

[newt_barney]

I'm sure I can keep track of the hundreds of girls who are falling over themselves to not sleep with me.

[newt_fawcett]

Awww. I'm sure you're being too hard on yourself.

[newt_barney]

Well, I only know of one girl who's interested, a friend of my cousin, and she's 12 - no, 13 now I think - so maybe not.