Ewwww

[newt_barney]

Women of a certain age should not wear pink, frilly underwear. Or at least, for the sake of my eyes I should never have to look it. Oh my eyes! Oh my head! Actually, scrap that, I think I could cope with seeing pretty much any other teacher in pink underwear, with the possible exception of Professor Snape, but Professor Umbridge... no.

I'm trying

Comments

[newt_adrian]

Oy. That is horrific.

[newt_fawcett]

Not as horrific as your hair. No, wait, scrap that. Almost as horrific. You still looked rather pretty with neon pink hair after all. I'm fortunate to have escaped. I knew there was an advantage to being a self-serving sort not remotely concerned with running about chasing bad guys and improving the state of the world.

[newt_barney]

Even thinking about it makes me wish I could pretend people only exist clothed.

[newt_adrian]

When you recover, I am sure you will feel very differently about that.

[newt_barney]

If I recover.