002: Nothing to talk about and nothing to do

[newt_alicia]

I have nothing to say. In fact, since I was handed one of these I haven't really been too sure of what to do with it and was put off a bit by how Higgs refered to "masturbation" in my last entry, I suppose. So why write in it, you ask? Well, I'm none too sure myself. Perhaps this is what my brother tells me is procrastination, and said that even I

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[newt_katie]

I don't think you're supposed to think this hard about procrastination, Ali love. That's sort of the point.

[newt_alicia]

I have all this stuff that I should be doing but don't really feel like doing any of it. And can't seem to make myself. It's odd.

[newt_katie]

Welcome to the world the rest of us inhabit. It's not at odd at all. Well, it IS a bit odd for you.

Want to go fly? or eat the biscuits my mum sent me yesterday? or... something?

[newt_alicia]

I could do. But perhaps if I start working on those three feet of scrolls for Charms, I might distract myself from how odd this all feels. I don't think I like this procrastination thing too much.

[newt_katie]

Alicia! Embrace the procrastination, just for one day! Please?! It'll be fun!

[newt_alicia]

I think procrastination is only fun if you can ignore the nagging sense that you're meant to be doing something well enough to enjoy it. I never can.

[newt_katie]

Well, I can't say as I understand it. But it's one of the many things I love about you.

[newt_fred]

That's why it would never work between us, sweetheart.

[newt_fred]

That is indeed the point. And Alicia's totally missing it. George and I, we could procrastinate for England. Ali Kat is lucky if she could procrastinate for the Faroe Islands.

[newt_katie]

Fred dear, while I agree with your point when referring to Alicia ALONE, I disagree when you refer to 'Ali Kat' as that implies Alicia AND me.

[newt_fred]

Sorry. I forgot you had your own twin language when I was creating nicknames for my teammates.

Ali Cat then?

[newt_katie]

You of all people shouldn't forget about people's 'twin language' as you put it.

That would be fine, you berk.

[newt_fred]

Then it's settled. I feel as though we should do something to formalise this occasion. I have suggestions, but nothing legal, I'm afraid. Your thoughts?

[newt_katie]

My thoughts? Hmm. My thoughts center around your illegal ideas and what they could possibly be. They sound intriguing. Explain.

[newt_fred]

They're not useful for this venture, but they may be for another. So I'm going to keep them to myself. The less incriminating evidence you know, the better off you'll be.

[newt_katie]

You're insane, my friend. Completely batty. Shall we go fly to celebrate?