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LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG SURVEY!!!!!!
Ok So Here Ya Have It... This Long Ass Survey, That Seriously, Only Took Me A Year To Do... So Enjoy...
1. Do you ever have to beg? I ain't too proud to beg!(Thanks Old School TLC!)
2. Are you sweaty all the time? only after sex!lol... really only during
the summer for some reason...lol it's 1000 degrees everyday
3. Do you urinate in public swimming pools? Nope... Thanks gross!
4. Do you wear a watch? Yes... The Kenneth Cole watch my mom gave me.
5. Have you ever eaten rotten alfalfa sprouts? WHO DOES THAT?
6. Have you ever mistaken salt for sugar? Unfortunatley yes when I was younger
I put some salt in my ice cream. Sad thing was I convinced my sister to do the same!
7. Do you fight over the remote control? Totally! Me, Myself, and I argue fight over it all the time! :-p
8. Does your area have good radio stations? nope
9. Do you judge actual books by their covers? no time no time!!!!!
10. Do you donate blood? Nope
11. What is your favorite nursery rhyme? Rub A Dub Dub Three Men In A Tub?
12. Can you balance on one leg for very long? oh only rare occasions
13. Name something you would like to experience in your lifetime? True Love
14. Are you dramatic? Nah...
15. Were you a planned baby, or a nice surprise? I have no idea, I think
my parents tell me I was planned to make me feel better.
16. Do you like walking on dried leaves? I don't think they exist here in
Tucson
17.Can you hook your leg behind your neck? He he he can you say Kinky!!!!
lol.... In all honesty.... yes, I can hook my leg behind my head. Don't get any ideas.
18. Are you a homebody? Working on it.
19. Do you long for adventure? Yes, Tucson is getting ultra boring.
20. Are you waiting for a donor organ? No but I know a few who can use a
heart!
21. Are you afraid of anything? Yes
22. Do you climb trees often? only during my monkey phase
23. Have you ever slept in a cave? not that I recall. Sometimes I feel like my apt is a cave...
24. Would you rather waterski or snowski? Waterski
25. Have you ever cast a spell on anyone? working on it
26. Do you like eating alone in restaurants? I love people! you do the math...
27. Have you ever bathed a cat? I hate cats! P.S. WHO DOES THAT!
28. How many national parks have you visited? too many to count
29. Do you go out in the cold with wet hair? I have no hair
30. Do you wear mismatched socks? nope I'm too coordinated for that
31. Have you ever thrown something at a window causing the glass to break?
Not Yet!
32. Is it safe to give birth outside of a hospital? I have no idea, but
when I do it I'll let you know
33. Have you ever been stalked? No just followed
34. Have you recently sucked on anyone's toes? LOL.... This is getting good!!
35. Do you know anyone that is racist? If a Puerto Rican Hates A Dominican
is that Racism???
36. Do you think white males have the easiest existence? hmmmmm...next question
37. Have you ever attended a fashion show? I was in one!
38. Do you think that your government is corrupt? every government has their
bad points
39. Do you like to hear both sides of a story before choosing what to believe?
Definitley
40. Do you think men should be forced to fight wars for their countries?
Nope
41. Do you know which animal species Dian Fossey is credited with saving?
Nope
42. Do you ever throw pennies away? no I feed them to my hippo, Harry.
43. Are you goal oriented? kinda
44. Do you believe the destruction of the earth's rain forests to be a
significant problem? Definitley, thank you Geography! I knew my major was good for something... LOL
45. Are you a pyromaniac? Nope...
46. Do have too many love interests right now? Sighs...nope... but I do have a crush.
47. Can you make a good margarita? no, but I can make a mean kool aid Slushie
48. Do you lead a fastpaced life? no just spontaneous
49. Have you ever had amnesia? Selectivley
50. Are you a whiz? nope
51. Were you spoiled as a child? nope
52. Have you ever stepped on a scorpion? nope
53. Have you ever eaten chocolate covered grasshoppers? I didn't know they really made those!
54. What do you say too much? ... can't think of anything at the top of my head...
55. Does it bother you if people can hear you pee? nope
56. Who was your favorite character on Gilligan's Island? I've never watched
it
57. What kind of clothing does Waldo wear? Waldo Clothing... Ski Gear?
58. Do you like ketchup or catsup? What's the diff?...lol
59. you have gingivitis? nope
60. Do you have a receding hairline? no
61. Do you own a bread machine? nope.... My dad does...
62. Have you ever tried on dentures? hopefully I never have to
63. Do you know what shmoo is? what the fuck?!?!?!?!?!
64. How many times a day do you comb your hair? never
65. Did you/do you skip classes during school? in college yes, high school no
66. Do you know anyone famous? I AM FAMOUS!
67. Are you proud to have Dubya as your president? hmmmm....
68. Do you have buck teeth? nope
69. Do you think Americans eat a healthy diet? nah, I'm gonna have a heart attack by the time I'm 28!
70. How many times a year do you go to the doctor? once
71. Do you like your feet massaged? Who doesn't... You say you don't?... YOU LIE!
72. Do you like to massage other's feet? Don't mind it... depending on who it is.
73. Do you own a pet collar? of my own? he he he... ok ok I'm haven't got one...yet!
74. Are you bisexual? no just gay, although I have considered asexuality as an option.
75. Do you like bananas? yes
78. Do you like to camp? It can be fun
79. Do you throw pennies into wishing wells or ponds? yes
80. Do you have any metallic underwear? That's right up there with the Pet Collar
81. Do you have anything moldy in your refrigerator right now? no I threw that stuff out
82. Have you ever tasted soycheese? I hate cheese
83. Do you talk in your sleep? I don't know... I'm asleep?!
84. How many mousepads do you own? 0
85. Do you like Def Lepard? Hmmmm...
86. Do you listen to advice? yes
87. What do you think of Rush Limbaugh? bluah!
88. Do you like Howard Stern? hmmmm
89. How about Dr. Laura? I think she's a bit closed-minded
90. Do you bite your fingernails? yes
91. Do you use Q-tips? yes
92. Would you rather be a teacher or a accountant? Teacher
93. Do you blow bubbles with your spit? huh?
94. Did you sing in your car today? oh hooptie where are you?
95. What magazines do you subscribe to? Rolling Stone
96. Do you prefer warm or cool colors? I like blue and orange so I guess cwarm colors... that was an attempt at a joke
97. How many of my surveys have you taken? several this one has taken me over a year!
98. Have you ever eaten hummus? yes
99. Do you consider your clothing to be "In Style"? I really need to go shopping!
100. Do you bleach your hair? nope
101. When is the last time you held a newborn baby? i have NO idea
102. Do you know who Michael Klaper, M.D. is? nope
104. Do you put extra salt on all your food? nope... well sometimes depending on what it is... I just feel like I'm insulting the cook if I do.
105. Do you use conditioner? yes
106. Do you own a scanner? no
107. Did you go to a store today? nope
108. What kind of gas do you put in your car? whatever us cheap
109. Are you tired of the town you live in? Yes... Tucson is getting way viejo for me!
110. Have you ever peirced your bellybutton by yourself? it's on my list of things to do
111. Do you believe in aliens? I believe in the possibility
112. What color do you wear the most? blue
113. Is there anything you want the world to know? I'm officially Asexual
114. Do you get your feelings hurt easily? used to, but I'm better now
115. Describe your bed. Full size, With Lesbian looking plaid looking comforter with lots of pillows.
116. Do you have any orange, harvest gold, or avocado green carpeting,
appliances, curtains, or furniture? not yet, working on it...
117. Have you ever been a guest at a health spa? no
118. Do you like watching extremely drunk people when you are sober? It's all good till someone starts puking... Then I wanna bounce... unless you're my friend of course...
119. Have you ever been wrongly accused of a crime? nope
120. Do you like the way panty hose look? I wear two tights and like 6 pairs of panty hose... so I guess I do!
121. Do you like Birkenstocks? I don't have any
122. Do you make it a point to exercise? Yes
123. Which is more important, an attractive face, or an attractive body? how about an attactive personality?
124. Do you sun bathe nude? um...ew
125. Do you swear often? Oh yes let me fuckin' tell ya!
126? anyone? What the hell happened here?
127. Do you find women wearing long flannel nightgowns sexy? hmmmm... yeah that's a bit weird!
128. Have you read any books about the Holocaust? yes
130. What is your favorite bumpersticker saying? I Can't Even Drive Straight!
131. Do you put bumperstickers on your vehicle? no
132. Do you have many lucid dreams? yes
133. Do you like puppet shows? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!... Shhh... don't make me bring out my sock puppets!
134. Do you dress up on Halloween? yes
135. Have you ever watched snails make love? Who the hell writes this shit??
136. Have you tried wheatgrass juice? um...no
137. Do you always wear the same perfume or cologne? no
138. Do you think children spend too much time in daycare nowadays? maybe...
139. Lions or tigers? Lions...RAWR!
140. Europe or Africa? Lets start north and work our way south....
141. Do you like speaking in public? no I hate is... but I am getting better at it...
142. Are you easily amused? hells yeah
143. Is masturbation wrong? no, no one can pleasure yourself like you can.
144. Brown rice or white rice? i like both
145. Black, white, or gray? black
146. Are pregnant women wearing bikinis attractive to you? No once again I'm Asexual!
147. Do you have sloppy handwriting? I don't know
148. At a park would you rather swing or slide? swing
149. Does the tip of your nose point up or down more? down?
152. Do you have violent moodswings? Nope... that involves drama
153. Have you ever buried a time capsule? it's on my to-do list
154. What makes life worth living? friends, family,
155. Spontaneous or plan every detail? totally random
156. Do you like the way bodybuilders look? nope
157. Can you detect when someone is wearing false eyelashes? yep
158. Which planet has the best name? Uranus! LOL!
159. Can you remember the subject you wrote your first report about? President Kennedy
160. Do you own a teapot? only one... it's an owl.
161. Have you ever picked fruit? I used to pick lemons from my grandma's tree in Puerto Rico...
162. What climate is most comfortable for you? I prefer San Diego weather. AZ in the winter is ok too.
163. Do you think people who kill people should be killed? next question
164. Have you had any limbs amputated? no
165. Do you eat raw garlic cloves? no
166. Are your earlobes attached or unattached? unattached
167. Can you easily compute math problems in your head? I've become lazy, give me a calculator!
168. Do you ever awake from a dream excited, only to realize it was just
a dream? yes
169. Who should play you in a movie about your life? I haven't thought about it, I'm too busy wondering who is gonna play everyone else
170. What do you use to wash your hair? shampoo
171. Your face? soap
172. Who's your favorite Golden Girl? Sophia!
173. Do you know how to play poker? nope, though I'm a pro at the 'Fuck the Dealer! I usually come out drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk!
174. What class did you cut the most in high school? I didn't in high school
175. Invite 3 people to dinner: Jess, Braden, and Sugar... damn it! I wanna invite more why not...um 12? yeah 12!
176. Favorite incense flava: how about "Jizz Tree By The Steward Observatory"?
177. Age you first shaved: 14?
178. What color nailpolish are ya wearing right now? nada
179. Coolest animal you've seen up close: Golden Retriever
180. Favorite standup comedian: John Leguizamo and Monique
181. Best chase scene in a movie: too many to count
182. First letter or digit of yr license plate: I don't know
183. Describe your dream wedding: I just want it to be small only with the people that matter... Large Fiesta afterwards? Def! Why would you need to ask that! LOL
184. First store you run to at the mall: the GAP, to see gap boy
#45349873487...er...(Jencls That's Fucked up!)
185. Ever been to a strip club? Yes
186. Do you wear a watch? We have officially hit repeat!
187. Do you know how to tie a tie? yes
188. Ever see a UFO? no
189. Cooking fiasco: um...I burned the rice
190. Thoughts on Eminem: he's one fine badass mutha fucka
191. Do you own any diamonds? I wish...
192. What do you carry with you at all times? My cell phone
193. Ever smoke a cigar? yes
194. Do you snore? I think so
195. Talk in your sleep? Maybe.
196. Gum- fruity or minty? I hate gum
197. How do you drive? ok I guess
198. Can you drive stick? no... I can ride one... LOL... ok so I was being a bit dirty!
199. Best Elvis song: I'll get back to you on that
200. What do you miss most about being little? Not having any worries
201. Whom would you call to bail you out of jail? NOT my parents
202. Cartoon character you'd date: I used to have a crush on that one character from... ok nevermind... irrelevant!
204. Are you allergic to anything? Penecillan
205. Long-standing crush: Oh stop you're making me blush... Jess knows who it is!
206. Can you draw/sketch? yes
207. Carnival food: Funnell Cakes!... Now they have them at Boardwalk downtown!
208. Who did you want to be as a child? Tenderheart from Care Bears
209. What season were you born in? Fall
210. Are you happy with your birthday? why would I complain! I just don't like that it's an excuse to throw a costume party every fuckin' year!
211. If you could pick any day to have been born, what day would it have
been? who gives this much thought to a birthday? (AMEN To Jencls!)
212. Do you believe in past lives? yes
213. Do you believe in guardian angels? possibly...
214. What is your greatest talent? singing! and seduction!
215. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one talent, what would
it be? Better Public Speaking
216. If you had to be in the hospital for 2 weeks due to illness, who would
you want to be your roommate during that time? that's dumb. if i had to be in
the
hospital for two weeks, first of all i probubblie would be sick and not
care.
second, if i said my friend or something, that would imply that they're
also
sick and in the hospital, and i don't want that. (once again AMEN Jencls!)
217. If you could kill one person (alive at the moment) and get away with
it,
who would it be and why? i dunno
218. If you could go back and live for 2 weeks in ANY time period and in
any
part of the world you wanted, when would it be? That's a tough one, I would say May 2004 so I could have stopped shit between Jason and I... but so many awesome things have resulted from that horrible relationship.... so I really don't know!
219. What do you believe the most useful invention of the 20th century was?
I don't know
220. If you had to pick up and relocate to another country, never to return
to your home country again, what country would you move to, and why? England I think, although, Germany is cool.
221. What book do you wish you had written? Kama Sutra... That means I am sooo sexually experienced and I am some sorta sex god!
223. If you could own any famous painting and hang it in your house, which
one would you pick? The Accolade
224. What moment in your life do you wish you could live over again? Look at question 218!
226. If you could shave one year off of the lives of 20 people, and add
those 20 years to your life, would you do it? What the fuck???
227. Would it matter if you knew who the people were? um yeah
228. Would your answer change if you were terminally ill in the situation?
hmmmmm... lets see...
229. Have you ever truly hated someone? I was just a smidge away from that point.
230. Do you still? no, well does Mikey count????
231. How did it affect you? It doesn't cause that would take up too much energy
232. Are you happy with your given name? eh it's ok
233. Do you think it should be illegal for new parents to name their children
truly horrible names? no...well...maybe if they wanna name their child
jambalaya...:)<---FUCK YOU JEN!
234. What is the one thing in your life that you regret NOT doing?
too many things
235. How much money would it take to get you to give up the internet (email,
chatting, surfing-EVERYTHING) for one year? hmmmmmm
236. How about forever? eek
237. If you won the lottery (let's say 1 million or more), would you go
back and give a nice chunk of money to the cashier that sold you the ticket? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! riiight
240. If you could totally and completely give up sleep, would you do it?
HELLS NO!
241. If you could totally and completely give up food, would you? My Figure would improve!
242. Would you have chosen to be your gender if you had been given the choice?
nah I'm totally satisfied with being a boy... I'm not a tranny! Just an enertainer!
243. If a perfect stranger was a perfect match for a kidney donation, and
it would cause you a minimum amount of discomfort, would you do it? maybe
244. Would you kill an innocent person to save the life of someone you loved?
what? eh?
245. When you die, will you donate your organs? yes
247. In your opinion, how far should someone go to stop someone from driving
drunk? whatever it takes
What the hell happened to all the other questions in here???
292. If you had a big win in the lottery, how long would you wait before
you told anyone? a looooooooooong ass time... although it would be difficult to restrain myself!
291. Favorite flower? Sterling Rose... (someone can't put questions in order!)
293. Fizzy or still water? still
294. What color is your bathroom? blue
295. How many keys are on your keyring? like 6
296. Where would you retire to? hmmm don't know I'm not outta college yet!
297. Can you juggle? no
299. Red or white wine? white (seriously people can't number worth shit!)
300. What did you do for your last birthday? Got Drunk and... well yeah... got drunk...
301. Where do you food shop? Lol... I was millisecond from perma attaching myself to the dollar store! Thanks Jereck!
302. Future plans? for today?.... hmmmmm.... eat, clean my apt, hang out, and possibly masturbate.... long term? Success and happiness!
303. What did you do today? slept and went to work
304. Do you carry a donor card? no
305. What kind of bitch ARE you? a sweet one???
306. Whats your favorite animal? Hippo
308. What was the last song you listened to? Dreaming of You by Celine Dion... yeah I'm gay! Say Somethin' Biatch!
309. Do you like the Backstreet Boys? Nope
310. Do you like NSYNC? Yes
311. Do you like Westlife? no
312. Do you like Britney Spears? Lover her!
313. Do you like Jessica Simpson? She's alright. I like her voice.
314. Do you like Mandy Moore? LOVE HER! We're soooo gonna be friends!
315. What about Christina? yes
316. What magazines do you subscribe to or buy? I think I already answered the question
317. What's your favorite color(s)? Blue and Orange
320. What was the last movie you watched? Masters of the Universe
321. Do you have AOL or AOL IM? AIM
322. How many people are on your buddy list? 161
323. Whats your email address? sexyfucker@Iamreallytiredofthissurvey.com
326. What are some things you are obsessed with? Being the best?
327. What'd you do over the weekend? at pride with a hottie named Braden and his crew, unfortunatley in Hi-Whore Drag! Blick! This bitch was friiiiiiiiiiiied!
328. Are you a hopeless romantic? Yes... Well what do you expect when your parents are Junior High Sweethearts?!
329. Have you ever been in a play? yes
330. Who are your best friends? Next question...
331. Do you have any penpals? yes
332. How long have you known your best friends? um ok
333. Have you ever been in love? Yes... Christian tells me to love the illusion of love, never love a man, because he will first learn to control you and then destroy you... That's kinda.... sad?
334. Do you like candy? yeah... sweet tooth
335. Are you hyper-active? yes
336. Do you have Napster? no
340. Are you a mad scientist? R triple I ght!
341. Do you like watching movies? Yes
342. Do you go to the mall a lot? not really.
343. Where do you shop at? GAP, Banana Republic, Aldo,
344. Have you ever lied to your parents? back in the day
345. Have you ever gotten a detention? no
346. Do you talk a lot? uh huh
347. Do you like yourself? I'm not that great
348. Do you believe in yourself? eh
349. Whats the last thing you said? FUCK!
350. Who was the last person to talk to you? Lorina
351. Who was the last person to yell at you? My mom... about 3 weeks ago when my apt got broken into...
OMG!!!! I'm Finally Done, It Took Me A YEAR THE FIRST TIME, THIS TIME IT TOOK ME AN HOUR AND A HALF!!!! Seriously it really did... :-p So yeah... I'm going now
-Steven David-
Ok So Here Ya Have It... This Long Ass Survey, That Seriously, Only Took Me A Year To Do... So Enjoy...
1. Do you ever have to beg? I ain't too proud to beg!(Thanks Old School TLC!)
2. Are you sweaty all the time? only after sex!lol... really only during
the summer for some reason...lol it's 1000 degrees everyday
3. Do you urinate in public swimming pools? Nope... Thanks gross!
4. Do you wear a watch? Yes... The Kenneth Cole watch my mom gave me.
5. Have you ever eaten rotten alfalfa sprouts? WHO DOES THAT?
6. Have you ever mistaken salt for sugar? Unfortunatley yes when I was younger
I put some salt in my ice cream. Sad thing was I convinced my sister to do the same!
7. Do you fight over the remote control? Totally! Me, Myself, and I argue fight over it all the time! :-p
8. Does your area have good radio stations? nope
9. Do you judge actual books by their covers? no time no time!!!!!
10. Do you donate blood? Nope
11. What is your favorite nursery rhyme? Rub A Dub Dub Three Men In A Tub?
12. Can you balance on one leg for very long? oh only rare occasions
13. Name something you would like to experience in your lifetime? True Love
14. Are you dramatic? Nah...
15. Were you a planned baby, or a nice surprise? I have no idea, I think
my parents tell me I was planned to make me feel better.
16. Do you like walking on dried leaves? I don't think they exist here in
Tucson
17.Can you hook your leg behind your neck? He he he can you say Kinky!!!!
lol.... In all honesty.... yes, I can hook my leg behind my head. Don't get any ideas.
18. Are you a homebody? Working on it.
19. Do you long for adventure? Yes, Tucson is getting ultra boring.
20. Are you waiting for a donor organ? No but I know a few who can use a
heart!
21. Are you afraid of anything? Yes
22. Do you climb trees often? only during my monkey phase
23. Have you ever slept in a cave? not that I recall. Sometimes I feel like my apt is a cave...
24. Would you rather waterski or snowski? Waterski
25. Have you ever cast a spell on anyone? working on it
26. Do you like eating alone in restaurants? I love people! you do the math...
27. Have you ever bathed a cat? I hate cats! P.S. WHO DOES THAT!
28. How many national parks have you visited? too many to count
29. Do you go out in the cold with wet hair? I have no hair
30. Do you wear mismatched socks? nope I'm too coordinated for that
31. Have you ever thrown something at a window causing the glass to break?
Not Yet!
32. Is it safe to give birth outside of a hospital? I have no idea, but
when I do it I'll let you know
33. Have you ever been stalked? No just followed
34. Have you recently sucked on anyone's toes? LOL.... This is getting good!!
35. Do you know anyone that is racist? If a Puerto Rican Hates A Dominican
is that Racism???
36. Do you think white males have the easiest existence? hmmmmm...next question
37. Have you ever attended a fashion show? I was in one!
38. Do you think that your government is corrupt? every government has their
bad points
39. Do you like to hear both sides of a story before choosing what to believe?
Definitley
40. Do you think men should be forced to fight wars for their countries?
Nope
41. Do you know which animal species Dian Fossey is credited with saving?
Nope
42. Do you ever throw pennies away? no I feed them to my hippo, Harry.
43. Are you goal oriented? kinda
44. Do you believe the destruction of the earth's rain forests to be a
significant problem? Definitley, thank you Geography! I knew my major was good for something... LOL
45. Are you a pyromaniac? Nope...
46. Do have too many love interests right now? Sighs...nope... but I do have a crush.
47. Can you make a good margarita? no, but I can make a mean kool aid Slushie
48. Do you lead a fastpaced life? no just spontaneous
49. Have you ever had amnesia? Selectivley
50. Are you a whiz? nope
51. Were you spoiled as a child? nope
52. Have you ever stepped on a scorpion? nope
53. Have you ever eaten chocolate covered grasshoppers? I didn't know they really made those!
54. What do you say too much? ... can't think of anything at the top of my head...
55. Does it bother you if people can hear you pee? nope
56. Who was your favorite character on Gilligan's Island? I've never watched
it
57. What kind of clothing does Waldo wear? Waldo Clothing... Ski Gear?
58. Do you like ketchup or catsup? What's the diff?...lol
59. you have gingivitis? nope
60. Do you have a receding hairline? no
61. Do you own a bread machine? nope.... My dad does...
62. Have you ever tried on dentures? hopefully I never have to
63. Do you know what shmoo is? what the fuck?!?!?!?!?!
64. How many times a day do you comb your hair? never
65. Did you/do you skip classes during school? in college yes, high school no
66. Do you know anyone famous? I AM FAMOUS!
67. Are you proud to have Dubya as your president? hmmmm....
68. Do you have buck teeth? nope
69. Do you think Americans eat a healthy diet? nah, I'm gonna have a heart attack by the time I'm 28!
70. How many times a year do you go to the doctor? once
71. Do you like your feet massaged? Who doesn't... You say you don't?... YOU LIE!
72. Do you like to massage other's feet? Don't mind it... depending on who it is.
73. Do you own a pet collar? of my own? he he he... ok ok I'm haven't got one...yet!
74. Are you bisexual? no just gay, although I have considered asexuality as an option.
75. Do you like bananas? yes
78. Do you like to camp? It can be fun
79. Do you throw pennies into wishing wells or ponds? yes
80. Do you have any metallic underwear? That's right up there with the Pet Collar
81. Do you have anything moldy in your refrigerator right now? no I threw that stuff out
82. Have you ever tasted soycheese? I hate cheese
83. Do you talk in your sleep? I don't know... I'm asleep?!
84. How many mousepads do you own? 0
85. Do you like Def Lepard? Hmmmm...
86. Do you listen to advice? yes
87. What do you think of Rush Limbaugh? bluah!
88. Do you like Howard Stern? hmmmm
89. How about Dr. Laura? I think she's a bit closed-minded
90. Do you bite your fingernails? yes
91. Do you use Q-tips? yes
92. Would you rather be a teacher or a accountant? Teacher
93. Do you blow bubbles with your spit? huh?
94. Did you sing in your car today? oh hooptie where are you?
95. What magazines do you subscribe to? Rolling Stone
96. Do you prefer warm or cool colors? I like blue and orange so I guess cwarm colors... that was an attempt at a joke
97. How many of my surveys have you taken? several this one has taken me over a year!
98. Have you ever eaten hummus? yes
99. Do you consider your clothing to be "In Style"? I really need to go shopping!
100. Do you bleach your hair? nope
101. When is the last time you held a newborn baby? i have NO idea
102. Do you know who Michael Klaper, M.D. is? nope
104. Do you put extra salt on all your food? nope... well sometimes depending on what it is... I just feel like I'm insulting the cook if I do.
105. Do you use conditioner? yes
106. Do you own a scanner? no
107. Did you go to a store today? nope
108. What kind of gas do you put in your car? whatever us cheap
109. Are you tired of the town you live in? Yes... Tucson is getting way viejo for me!
110. Have you ever peirced your bellybutton by yourself? it's on my list of things to do
111. Do you believe in aliens? I believe in the possibility
112. What color do you wear the most? blue
113. Is there anything you want the world to know? I'm officially Asexual
114. Do you get your feelings hurt easily? used to, but I'm better now
115. Describe your bed. Full size, With Lesbian looking plaid looking comforter with lots of pillows.
116. Do you have any orange, harvest gold, or avocado green carpeting,
appliances, curtains, or furniture? not yet, working on it...
117. Have you ever been a guest at a health spa? no
118. Do you like watching extremely drunk people when you are sober? It's all good till someone starts puking... Then I wanna bounce... unless you're my friend of course...
119. Have you ever been wrongly accused of a crime? nope
120. Do you like the way panty hose look? I wear two tights and like 6 pairs of panty hose... so I guess I do!
121. Do you like Birkenstocks? I don't have any
122. Do you make it a point to exercise? Yes
123. Which is more important, an attractive face, or an attractive body? how about an attactive personality?
124. Do you sun bathe nude? um...ew
125. Do you swear often? Oh yes let me fuckin' tell ya!
126? anyone? What the hell happened here?
127. Do you find women wearing long flannel nightgowns sexy? hmmmm... yeah that's a bit weird!
128. Have you read any books about the Holocaust? yes
130. What is your favorite bumpersticker saying? I Can't Even Drive Straight!
131. Do you put bumperstickers on your vehicle? no
132. Do you have many lucid dreams? yes
133. Do you like puppet shows? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!... Shhh... don't make me bring out my sock puppets!
134. Do you dress up on Halloween? yes
135. Have you ever watched snails make love? Who the hell writes this shit??
136. Have you tried wheatgrass juice? um...no
137. Do you always wear the same perfume or cologne? no
138. Do you think children spend too much time in daycare nowadays? maybe...
139. Lions or tigers? Lions...RAWR!
140. Europe or Africa? Lets start north and work our way south....
141. Do you like speaking in public? no I hate is... but I am getting better at it...
142. Are you easily amused? hells yeah
143. Is masturbation wrong? no, no one can pleasure yourself like you can.
144. Brown rice or white rice? i like both
145. Black, white, or gray? black
146. Are pregnant women wearing bikinis attractive to you? No once again I'm Asexual!
147. Do you have sloppy handwriting? I don't know
148. At a park would you rather swing or slide? swing
149. Does the tip of your nose point up or down more? down?
152. Do you have violent moodswings? Nope... that involves drama
153. Have you ever buried a time capsule? it's on my to-do list
154. What makes life worth living? friends, family,
155. Spontaneous or plan every detail? totally random
156. Do you like the way bodybuilders look? nope
157. Can you detect when someone is wearing false eyelashes? yep
158. Which planet has the best name? Uranus! LOL!
159. Can you remember the subject you wrote your first report about? President Kennedy
160. Do you own a teapot? only one... it's an owl.
161. Have you ever picked fruit? I used to pick lemons from my grandma's tree in Puerto Rico...
162. What climate is most comfortable for you? I prefer San Diego weather. AZ in the winter is ok too.
163. Do you think people who kill people should be killed? next question
164. Have you had any limbs amputated? no
165. Do you eat raw garlic cloves? no
166. Are your earlobes attached or unattached? unattached
167. Can you easily compute math problems in your head? I've become lazy, give me a calculator!
168. Do you ever awake from a dream excited, only to realize it was just
a dream? yes
169. Who should play you in a movie about your life? I haven't thought about it, I'm too busy wondering who is gonna play everyone else
170. What do you use to wash your hair? shampoo
171. Your face? soap
172. Who's your favorite Golden Girl? Sophia!
173. Do you know how to play poker? nope, though I'm a pro at the 'Fuck the Dealer! I usually come out drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk!
174. What class did you cut the most in high school? I didn't in high school
175. Invite 3 people to dinner: Jess, Braden, and Sugar... damn it! I wanna invite more why not...um 12? yeah 12!
176. Favorite incense flava: how about "Jizz Tree By The Steward Observatory"?
177. Age you first shaved: 14?
178. What color nailpolish are ya wearing right now? nada
179. Coolest animal you've seen up close: Golden Retriever
180. Favorite standup comedian: John Leguizamo and Monique
181. Best chase scene in a movie: too many to count
182. First letter or digit of yr license plate: I don't know
183. Describe your dream wedding: I just want it to be small only with the people that matter... Large Fiesta afterwards? Def! Why would you need to ask that! LOL
184. First store you run to at the mall: the GAP, to see gap boy
#45349873487...er...(Jencls That's Fucked up!)
185. Ever been to a strip club? Yes
186. Do you wear a watch? We have officially hit repeat!
187. Do you know how to tie a tie? yes
188. Ever see a UFO? no
189. Cooking fiasco: um...I burned the rice
190. Thoughts on Eminem: he's one fine badass mutha fucka
191. Do you own any diamonds? I wish...
192. What do you carry with you at all times? My cell phone
193. Ever smoke a cigar? yes
194. Do you snore? I think so
195. Talk in your sleep? Maybe.
196. Gum- fruity or minty? I hate gum
197. How do you drive? ok I guess
198. Can you drive stick? no... I can ride one... LOL... ok so I was being a bit dirty!
199. Best Elvis song: I'll get back to you on that
200. What do you miss most about being little? Not having any worries
201. Whom would you call to bail you out of jail? NOT my parents
202. Cartoon character you'd date: I used to have a crush on that one character from... ok nevermind... irrelevant!
204. Are you allergic to anything? Penecillan
205. Long-standing crush: Oh stop you're making me blush... Jess knows who it is!
206. Can you draw/sketch? yes
207. Carnival food: Funnell Cakes!... Now they have them at Boardwalk downtown!
208. Who did you want to be as a child? Tenderheart from Care Bears
209. What season were you born in? Fall
210. Are you happy with your birthday? why would I complain! I just don't like that it's an excuse to throw a costume party every fuckin' year!
211. If you could pick any day to have been born, what day would it have
been? who gives this much thought to a birthday? (AMEN To Jencls!)
212. Do you believe in past lives? yes
213. Do you believe in guardian angels? possibly...
214. What is your greatest talent? singing! and seduction!
215. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one talent, what would
it be? Better Public Speaking
216. If you had to be in the hospital for 2 weeks due to illness, who would
you want to be your roommate during that time? that's dumb. if i had to be in
the
hospital for two weeks, first of all i probubblie would be sick and not
care.
second, if i said my friend or something, that would imply that they're
also
sick and in the hospital, and i don't want that. (once again AMEN Jencls!)
217. If you could kill one person (alive at the moment) and get away with
it,
who would it be and why? i dunno
218. If you could go back and live for 2 weeks in ANY time period and in
any
part of the world you wanted, when would it be? That's a tough one, I would say May 2004 so I could have stopped shit between Jason and I... but so many awesome things have resulted from that horrible relationship.... so I really don't know!
219. What do you believe the most useful invention of the 20th century was?
I don't know
220. If you had to pick up and relocate to another country, never to return
to your home country again, what country would you move to, and why? England I think, although, Germany is cool.
221. What book do you wish you had written? Kama Sutra... That means I am sooo sexually experienced and I am some sorta sex god!
223. If you could own any famous painting and hang it in your house, which
one would you pick? The Accolade
224. What moment in your life do you wish you could live over again? Look at question 218!
226. If you could shave one year off of the lives of 20 people, and add
those 20 years to your life, would you do it? What the fuck???
227. Would it matter if you knew who the people were? um yeah
228. Would your answer change if you were terminally ill in the situation?
hmmmmm... lets see...
229. Have you ever truly hated someone? I was just a smidge away from that point.
230. Do you still? no, well does Mikey count????
231. How did it affect you? It doesn't cause that would take up too much energy
232. Are you happy with your given name? eh it's ok
233. Do you think it should be illegal for new parents to name their children
truly horrible names? no...well...maybe if they wanna name their child
jambalaya...:)<---FUCK YOU JEN!
234. What is the one thing in your life that you regret NOT doing?
too many things
235. How much money would it take to get you to give up the internet (email,
chatting, surfing-EVERYTHING) for one year? hmmmmmm
236. How about forever? eek
237. If you won the lottery (let's say 1 million or more), would you go
back and give a nice chunk of money to the cashier that sold you the ticket? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! riiight
240. If you could totally and completely give up sleep, would you do it?
HELLS NO!
241. If you could totally and completely give up food, would you? My Figure would improve!
242. Would you have chosen to be your gender if you had been given the choice?
nah I'm totally satisfied with being a boy... I'm not a tranny! Just an enertainer!
243. If a perfect stranger was a perfect match for a kidney donation, and
it would cause you a minimum amount of discomfort, would you do it? maybe
244. Would you kill an innocent person to save the life of someone you loved?
what? eh?
245. When you die, will you donate your organs? yes
247. In your opinion, how far should someone go to stop someone from driving
drunk? whatever it takes
What the hell happened to all the other questions in here???
292. If you had a big win in the lottery, how long would you wait before
you told anyone? a looooooooooong ass time... although it would be difficult to restrain myself!
291. Favorite flower? Sterling Rose... (someone can't put questions in order!)
293. Fizzy or still water? still
294. What color is your bathroom? blue
295. How many keys are on your keyring? like 6
296. Where would you retire to? hmmm don't know I'm not outta college yet!
297. Can you juggle? no
299. Red or white wine? white (seriously people can't number worth shit!)
300. What did you do for your last birthday? Got Drunk and... well yeah... got drunk...
301. Where do you food shop? Lol... I was millisecond from perma attaching myself to the dollar store! Thanks Jereck!
302. Future plans? for today?.... hmmmmm.... eat, clean my apt, hang out, and possibly masturbate.... long term? Success and happiness!
303. What did you do today? slept and went to work
304. Do you carry a donor card? no
305. What kind of bitch ARE you? a sweet one???
306. Whats your favorite animal? Hippo
308. What was the last song you listened to? Dreaming of You by Celine Dion... yeah I'm gay! Say Somethin' Biatch!
309. Do you like the Backstreet Boys? Nope
310. Do you like NSYNC? Yes
311. Do you like Westlife? no
312. Do you like Britney Spears? Lover her!
313. Do you like Jessica Simpson? She's alright. I like her voice.
314. Do you like Mandy Moore? LOVE HER! We're soooo gonna be friends!
315. What about Christina? yes
316. What magazines do you subscribe to or buy? I think I already answered the question
317. What's your favorite color(s)? Blue and Orange
320. What was the last movie you watched? Masters of the Universe
321. Do you have AOL or AOL IM? AIM
322. How many people are on your buddy list? 161
323. Whats your email address? sexyfucker@Iamreallytiredofthissurvey.com
326. What are some things you are obsessed with? Being the best?
327. What'd you do over the weekend? at pride with a hottie named Braden and his crew, unfortunatley in Hi-Whore Drag! Blick! This bitch was friiiiiiiiiiiied!
328. Are you a hopeless romantic? Yes... Well what do you expect when your parents are Junior High Sweethearts?!
329. Have you ever been in a play? yes
330. Who are your best friends? Next question...
331. Do you have any penpals? yes
332. How long have you known your best friends? um ok
333. Have you ever been in love? Yes... Christian tells me to love the illusion of love, never love a man, because he will first learn to control you and then destroy you... That's kinda.... sad?
334. Do you like candy? yeah... sweet tooth
335. Are you hyper-active? yes
336. Do you have Napster? no
340. Are you a mad scientist? R triple I ght!
341. Do you like watching movies? Yes
342. Do you go to the mall a lot? not really.
343. Where do you shop at? GAP, Banana Republic, Aldo,
344. Have you ever lied to your parents? back in the day
345. Have you ever gotten a detention? no
346. Do you talk a lot? uh huh
347. Do you like yourself? I'm not that great
348. Do you believe in yourself? eh
349. Whats the last thing you said? FUCK!
350. Who was the last person to talk to you? Lorina
351. Who was the last person to yell at you? My mom... about 3 weeks ago when my apt got broken into...
OMG!!!! I'm Finally Done, It Took Me A YEAR THE FIRST TIME, THIS TIME IT TOOK ME AN HOUR AND A HALF!!!! Seriously it really did... :-p So yeah... I'm going now
-Steven David-