Two easy steps to be just like me: Open Mouth. Insert Foot.
So I was at Sam and Danielle's wedding. Brought a gift and had no wrapping paper. As I walked in Danielle saw us and said "Nice gift". I told her we'd run out of wrapping paper (we being Itzel and I as we were at her house trying to find some). I asked where the gift deposit was and someone pointed to a table and said "You can put it on top of there" coupled with Danielle saying "or under". We put it under to cover our shame. But this was not the highlight of the night. No. We sat with President and Sister Dayell (sp) and another women who I didn't recognize. Well we started talking about Ensign Ranch, about the good days. About how we'd had such good times. The topic came up about young Matt Anderson and the shenanigins we got up to. Then I remarked "Yeah, but then he went home and cried to his Mom and got me in trouble with his sister Amanda who I was semi-dating at the time". Well the mystery women sitting across reminded me that SHE was Sister Anderson, Matt and Amanda's mother and that she had heard a different story and that I was not sort of dating Amanda at any time. Boy, I could feel the blood rushing to my face. THANKFULLY Amanda popped around. Before her Mom could get to her I asked the questions: Do you remember that you were mad with me after Ensign Ranch? She responded with caution: "Yes". "And do you remember us semi-dating at the time?" "I thought we were". I smiled and did a little yes beneath the table. President Dayall came to my rescue by pointing out that Matt was using a water balloon cannon. Sigh. Oh the joys. I think I talked about myself too much that night. Anyways I gave Sister Anderson a hug after. I think my relationship with her is much like Amanda's. She commented that she couldn't believe half of the things coming out of Amanda's mouth about my exploits. Oh to be me.