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[anonymous]

Keith Olberman/"Stephen Colbert": Stephen wishes a big strong man would ravish him like the virtuous heroines of his wife's bodice rippers.

Bodice Ripping, Keith/"Stephen", NC-17

[anonymous]

A thrill of arousal runs down Stephen's spine as Keith shoves him roughly against the wall, his mind flashing to page 86 of the last book he read: Angela gasped loudly as David roughly backed her up against the wall, his sheer bulk keeping her in place. She could smell his cologne, mingling with the scent of animal lust and something else, something masculine that was strictly David himself. The effect was intoxicating.

There's always a lot of shoving in those books, up against walls, counters, sinks, desks-you name it. Keith doesn't have any cologne on, and Stephen isn't sure what animal lust smells like, but he figures that the shoving is the important part. "Yes, please," he pants, scratching at the wall. "I want it. I do. Please."

Keith unbuttons Stephen's pants, pulling them and his boxers down with one hand. He hasn't said much, but Stephen doesn't mind, thinking of him as the strong but silent type, like most of the guys from the books. David wasn't a man of words, but of action; that she now found herself with his strong

Re: Bodice Ripping, Keith/"Stephen", NC-17

[anonymous]

So fast! And so, so good.

I like how Stephen has the passage entirely memorized. I can picture him reading it again and again when his wife is not home, careful not to move her page-holder and to put the book back at the exact same angle he found it on her nightstand.

There's always a lot of shoving in those books, up against walls, counters, sinks, desks-you name it. Keith doesn't have any cologne on, and Stephen isn't sure what animal lust smells like, but he figures that the shoving is the important part.

LOL! You're right. You're doing romance pretty well, I bet Harlequin would sign you...

"Yes, please," he pants, scratching at the wall.

Such great visuals, and so romance heroine-esque. I can totally see the over-the top expression on his face as he's doing that, too.

"David, huh? I knew you read those books."Lmao. Someone has been a bit too literal in his reenactment

Re: Bodice Ripping, Keith/"Stephen", NC-17

[anonymous]

This is great - it's sort of a double challenge because you have to get the tone of the trashy romance right without making us laugh so hard that we don't appreciate the actual porn. You did really well, I enjoyed this muchly.

Re: Bodice Ripping, Keith/"Stephen", NC-17

[akiseo]

I approve. :D