Four legs good, two legs bad.

[newromantics]

One of the managers at work (Jonathan - cute) is an extremely well brought up and well educated gentleman from a rather expensive area of Sussex.

So you can understand my surprise and dismay this afternoon when we had the following conversation:



Jonathan: There is no totalitarianism in Animal Farm.
Me: Of course there is!
Jonathan:How can you say that?!
Me: But it's what the entire book is about!
Jonathan(incredulously): There's a book???
Me(letting it slide): So you've only seen the cartoon?
Jonathan: There's a cartoon???
Me(getting pissed now): What the hell are you talking about?
Jonathan: The movie of course!
Me: Movie?
Jonathan: Yeah, you know. Where the woman shags the...
Me(going very white): Oh.Dear.God.

Now be truthful. Is he telling the truth that there really is such a movie or am I officially the most gullible person on earth?

Please tell me I'm gullible.

Please.