"i care not that you are a squid, I still want to loving you!"
last night the movie i watched was about a giant squid that is the best wrestler in all of japan and takes the coveted championship belt. the squid (named the Calamari Wrestler) is able to maintain a healthy relationship with a beautiful woman, as well as do all of his grocery shopping while climbing to the top of the wrestling circuit. here are some of the moves that the wrestlers try to pull on the Calamari Wrestler: the Torture Ring Strangler and the Northern Light Suplex. But of course, they are no match for the Calamari Wrestler. this movie was a stupendous piece of crap, and you all must make a point of seeing it.