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[newredshoes]

Okay, guess who seriously needs to step away from reading through every post at the WBG Forums?

So, most lately yoinked from ceitfianna! Five times [character] [situation] *and one time they didn't. Sock it to me. BoB gen only, since I'm notoriously bad about actually completing these? Will happily focus on Guarnere, Babe, Liebgott, Doc Roe, Bull Randleman

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[newredshoes]

1. No one ever saw him like that before. Skinny old man, towel on his arm, scissors in his hands, glaring and just standing there, still as anything.
"You get out of my shop," he said, voice low, and they'd never heard Sunny sound so dangerous. It never seemed possible.
Two of the skinheads sneered and stalked out; the third hesitated, and stumbled backward into the street.

2. "Get out of here," Cobb snorts. "You ain't no fuckin' Jew."
Joe keeps his cool, and his smirk. Doesn't even need to make eye contact. "Why, Roy, you spend a lot of time lookin'?"

3. If you're gonna lie about anything, why the hell would you lie about that?
Doesn't matter. Joe's an economical guy. He'll save his fight for the Germans.

4. "Hey! Hey, I got one!" One guy leans back in his chair, grinning at his buddies. "What's that screaming eagle screaming?"
Luz looks up at Joe across the table, tired already. "I hate this stupid joke."
"Help! Help!" another soldier crows.
Joe shakes his head. "Come on."

5. "How can you say that?" he snaps. "Have you even read it?" Webster looks away. "Yeah, that's what I thought. So shut the fuck up."
Webster looks hangdog for a moment, but turns back to him, reinforced. "Flash Gordon? Really?"
Joe snorts, no heat behind it. "Shaddap."

6. So there was this one time where Hitler was fuckin' killing everybody. That's when Joe Liebgott stepped in.