#52essays17 No. 5
It will surprise no one, honestly, to look back on my many years of celebrity boyfriends and realize I have actually been trying to date the same specific imaginary person this whole time. To all my future husbands:I love his nose, I love his beautiful hands and wrists, I love his hair and I love how inescapably Jewish he is, no matter what his character’s backstory is. He’s my current iPhone background. He was made in a bottle for me.
Whooooooo could I mean? Is it all of them? Read on. I've spent my whole afternoon working on this, rather than other, more pressing things, and my laptop got very agitated to have so many tabs open. /o\ but also ♥.
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Whooooooo could I mean? Is it all of them? Read on. I've spent my whole afternoon working on this, rather than other, more pressing things, and my laptop got very agitated to have so many tabs open. /o\ but also ♥.
This was originally posted on Dreamwidth, where it has
comments. I would love to hear from you at DW! If you can see this post, you can comment here using OpenID. Thanks!