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If different religions had funny bumper stickers...
Taoism: Shit Happens
Buddhism: It Is Only The Illusion Of Shit Happening
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before
Confucianism: Confucius Say: Shit Happens
Islam: If Shit Happens, It Is The Will Of Allah
Jehovah's Witness': Knock Knock: 'Shit Happens'
Atheism: I Don't Believe In Shit
Agnosticism: Shit May Happen, Shit May Not
Protestantism: Shit Won't Happen If I Try Hard Enough
Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen To ME?
Televangelism: Send Us Money Or Shit Will Happen
Rastafarianism: Smoke Some Shit
Catholicism: Shit Happens Because I Deserve It
Satanism: Shit Rules
If different religions had funny bumper stickers...
Taoism: Shit Happens
Buddhism: It Is Only The Illusion Of Shit Happening
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before
Confucianism: Confucius Say: Shit Happens
Islam: If Shit Happens, It Is The Will Of Allah
Jehovah's Witness': Knock Knock: 'Shit Happens'
Atheism: I Don't Believe In Shit
Agnosticism: Shit May Happen, Shit May Not
Protestantism: Shit Won't Happen If I Try Hard Enough
Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen To ME?
Televangelism: Send Us Money Or Shit Will Happen
Rastafarianism: Smoke Some Shit
Catholicism: Shit Happens Because I Deserve It
Satanism: Shit Rules