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today was an awesome day. i got my license! but as ususal with me it wasnt vry smooth. to begin with mapquest gave me the wrong address so we were drivign all over homestead trying to find it and we were almost late. wen we did get there and stood in the appointment line the guy who was behind the desk was giving some sass. cant blame him as hes short dumpy old bald hairy and a bit smelly. i told him i was here for an appointment and he says to me "thats why you were in the line" and rather smugly. so from ther itook an instnat dislike to him. well it turns out he was hte one to be givig me the test. this mad was bounda nd determined to fail me. he was telling me were to turn as i was upon the stops, i guess trying to trick me into not using my indicator, but no such luck. and wehn we were doinghte 3 point turn, out of no where he bellows stop and was upset when i didnt slam on the brakes. i didnt feel like being hit in the back, but apparently he didnt seem to care. so i was vry vry slow in making my turn and was deliberaete in all my actions. at stop signs i would wait for no one to be coming so i could slown ease out into the non existant traffic and i amde surew not to go above 20 mph. i also craned my neck to make it oubvious that i was dong it and he was humphing and shifting in the seat, which he rearranged as he got into the car so he was sitting at he dash like a desk. actually i should have slammed on the brakes so he would have bumped his head. but the funniest part was that he was so short that his head was no where near the windscreen and as ne one who has sat ne were near the dash like he was you know, even monicas head is ther (sry moncia but its true). when we got back to the dmv before i cold put hte car into park he jumped out of the car, muttered pass, and ran across the parking lot to the office. i wasnt complaning. so i guess i forgive him bc I HAVE MY LICENSE.