nomnom and potential hijinks

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Life so rarely imitates the plot of a bargain kindle purchase. But on those rare occasions when it does, I find myself somewhat giddy at the ludicrous implausibility of it all. You see, my friends, congratulations and heartfelt felicitations are in order - for I am fake engaged. Not for one second of my adult life have I ever wanted to get married

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