prithee, know thee that today is worldeth book day?

[newmistakes]

According to reliable internet sources today is German Beer Day, Lost Dog Awareness Day, English Language Day, Talk Like Shakespeare Day AND World Book Day. I never knew April 23 was so exciting, moreso even than making the beast with two backs, thou rump-fed ronyon! Since I don’t have any German Beer, my dog is not currently lost (and I’m quite

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[adman]

I don't read book unless they've got lots of naughty photos in em..

Actually last novels I read ALL of em fun fiction were the Clive Cussler Dirk Pitt series mostly.. a light fast moving fun read you can't put down.

Dirk is a kinda Indiana Jones swahbucklin dude kind like me Jen.

Oh look his new jus came out = http://clive-cussler-books.com/

Dirk books =
http://clive-cussler-books.com/category/books/the-dirk-pitt-adventures/

Also the author Clive is a classic car collector and that's when I knew he and I were gonna be long time friends.

Oh yeah I saw this movie from one of his books called Sahara.. Meh!

Sahara (2005) https://goo.gl/7uzXnf Master explorer Dirk Pitt goes on the adventure of a lifetime of seeking out a lost Civil War battleship known as the "Ship of Death" in the deserts of West Africa while helping a WHO doctor being hounded by a ruthless dictator.
Director: Breck Eisner
Writers: Clive Cussler (novel), Thomas Dean Donnelly (screenplay)Stars: Matthew McConaughey, Penélope Cruz, Steve Zahn

[newmistakes]

Haha telling me that Sahara is based on one of his books is not selling me on him, Dave :P Still I'll try to overlook it and give your favourite author a go - I like a good Indiana Jones style romp. Thanks for the suggestion!

I like a good Indiana Jones style romp

[adman]

Pfft.. you 'LOVE' a good romp ANYtime eh..

Any of the Dirk Pitt series are along the Indy style of swashin so sure seek out one of them.. then break out yer whip Jen and have at er mate.

RE: I like a good Indiana Jones style romp

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Of course - I'm quite the anytime anywhere anyhow romper. That's how I get my reputation for banging like the Acropolis door!

Haha thanks for the tip about having a whip handy as I read it!

I get my reputation for banging like the Acropolis door!

[adman]

Had to Google "Acropolis door".. and it appears there is no door, so yer implication is yer always open.. legs spread wide and welcumin all cumers..



That's what I love about you Jen any port in a storm eh mate.

RE: I get my reputation for banging like the Acropolis door!

[newmistakes]

That's one interpretation, for sure. Alternatively, there could have once been a door and the place was so popular it was constantly banging from all the people coming and going.. but I guess in both interpretations I'm a big slut haha.

I'm a big slut haha.

[adman]

Whooooooooa... slow down there Missy.. I wouldn't go ALL the way to sayin yer a slut.. promiscuous maybe and sure you've bin banged and banged a few along the way.. a girl has her needs too .. Right!

Nah I'd say yer more the amorous, passionate, lovin type.. you know wine me dine me.. lots~O~foreplay.. then fuck me hard and put me away wet .. oh and when he wakes up in the morning he better be ready to do it all again type of lover like no udder or he's outta here... "NEXT".

Hell even I'd give you pleasure given the opportunity.. butt unfortunately as men age things start to malfunction or worse not function at all.. This is my sad face Jen.. :>(

RE: I'm a big slut haha.

[newmistakes]

Thank you for defending my honour, Dave. All joking aside, I'm sure you remember me telling you before that I'm really very sweet, pure and virginal. No slutty banging for this little angel!

I'm sorry to read that you are malfunctioning. Like the Fonz, maybe all you need is a good hard bang to set things right again. Although I don't know a lot about malfunctioning genitals obviously, being so pure and virginal.

Also the author Clive is a classic car collector and that's when I knew

[adman]

Not that yer a car girl in the least Jen, but Clive always ties in one of his own 100+ classic cars into a Dirk book, so by extension that makes Dirk a classic kinda guy.. again a lot like me eh Jen

Car collection here =

http://www.cusslermuseum.com/

RE: Also the author Clive is a classic car collector and that's when I knew

[newmistakes]

The car collection is entirely wasted on me but I understand now why you would have him as a favourite writer, you car nut :)