Of Casting the Goat-Shaped Demon From My Presence
Zilla left this on the wall in Three. Perhaps she believed she'd get back to it. Who knows? Half of these items COULD have been done with Yours Truly around. Some (the deck?) weren't happening specifically because I wanted them. Some (more hideously ugly curtains? Really...?) are laugh out loud funny.
I woke up feeling a kinda way this morning. Like this Silly POS had to go. Was gonna scan it first, but as soon as I'd physically touched it...? Marched it out to the garage for send-off worthy of Filthy Witch-Paper. Drop it on the floor. Light it on fire.
It barely lit at all. When it did, it burned with the delectable slowness that can only come from Pure, Unadulterated Evil leaving this earth. You can easily see two matches already. Both lit. The list merely shrugs.
Didn't care how many matches it took, or how cold my fingers got. Prairie Trash needed to find the end all Prairie Trash deserves. Complete Elimination.
There was a corner still stuck to the wall. Didn't burn it, but trust that it left My House after Swift, yet Plentiful Desecration