this is boss
i just thought i'd show everyone how cool we are in our whale and shark costumes at the aquarium
tim is one whale of a guy.
heheeee
HAVE YOU EVER...
1. Kissed your best friend? girls? no
2. Ran away: no
3. Pictured who you are going to marry: the type of guy but not the actual guy
4. Skipped school: yea I’m a regular badass
5. Broken someone's heart: perhaps, I guess so, I don’t really know, yeah i have a feeling i have
6. Been in love: yea
7. Cried when someone died: yea
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: haahaaaha yea I choose the randomest infatuations
9. Broken a bone: fractured bones
10. Done something embarrassing: nope
11. Lied: I’ve lied more times than I’ve gone to the bathroom in my life, who hasn’t
12. Cried in school: does crying in a car after school in the parking lot count? because then my answer is yes
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
13. What do you notice first: whatever is most noticeable about that person, everyone has something about them
14. Last Person You Slow Danced With: tim
15. Worst Question To Ask: there are so many I have no idea
16. Showered: yea he dropped the soap like 6 times that slut
17. streaked: I keep my nakedness to myself no one else on earth will ever see me naked
18. Had Sex: sex is gross im planning to be a nun and die a virgin
ABOUT YOU...
19. Romantic memory: tim and I don’t really do romantic everything we do just turns out to be funny. all I can think of is funny times. oh one time we went to alki and watched the sunset and it was pretty. that was romantic until this guy scared the crap out of us and was about to beat the shit out of tim. see how romantic turns into funny? see?
20. Your Good Luck Charm: dont have one
21. Person You Hate Most: whoever created the educational, working, retiring system because i think life could be much easier without all the crap we have to deal with in our society
22. Best Thing That Has Happened: I was born and I didn’t die
23. On your desk: tons of shit
24. Picture on your desktop: linda
FAVORITE...
25. Color: Kelly green
26. Movie: favroite romantic movie is the notebook, action would be fight club, and all the other genres idk i have no favorites i love too many movies. i love disney classics and their songs
27. Artist or band: I DONT KNOW i suck at choosing favorite things
28. Cars: idc but I need a new one because mine keeps dying while im driving it and it is annoying and scary
29. Ice Cream: refer to 27
30. Food: refer to 29
WHO...
31. Makes You Laugh The Most: I laugh at everything, I probably make myself laugh the most because I think im hilarious sometimes and since im with myself all the time im always laughing at myself even though I tell myself Im laughing with myself
32. Makes You Smile: idk but I sure do smile a lot
33. Can Make You Feel Better No Matter What: no one, sometimes you just cant feel better you know?
34. Has A Crush On You: I have a feeling tim might but what do I know
35. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: that’s a personal question
36. Who Has It Easier?: boys
37. Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Them: I feel nauseous when I see asian people.
DO YOU EVER...
38. Sit By The Phone Waiting For A Phone Call All Night: hell no
39. Save AIM Conversations: yea but then I delete them unless they’re hilarious, if they’re drama I prefer to delete and forget
40. Save E-mails: only 1 in like 40
41. Forward Secret E-mails: no one sends me secret emails
42. Wish You Were Someone Else: ALL THE TIME
43. Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex: yesssss
44. Kiss: ewww kissing is gross
45. Cuddle: I have a minimum of a 5 foot margin of space between me and the world at all times
46. Go Online For Longer Than Eight Hours At A Time: no, and I was joking about number 37
HAVE YOU EVER...
47. Fallen For Your Best Friend?: idk kind of were we best friends? maybe
48. Made Out With JUST A Friend: no
49. Kissed Two People In The Same Day?: no
50. Had Sex With Two Different People In The Same Day?: no
51. Been Rejected: once my vignette was rejected by the potluck magazine
52. Been In Love?: yea
53. Been In Lust?: lust is gross I hate bodies
54. Used Someone?: yea everyone’s used someone
55. Been Used?: yea everyone’s been used
56. Dumped Someone?: yea
57. Been Cheated On?: not that I know of ahah i doubt it
58. Been Kissed?: no
59. Done Something You Regret?: yea I ate a whole toblerone bar yesterday that’s 30 grams of fat alone see I regret things I do every day
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
60. You Touched?: Kenny I think
61. You Talked To?: Cathy
62. You Hugged?: tim
63. You Instant Messaged?: ali
64. You Kissed?: I’ve never been kissed
65. You Yelled At?: I’m not much of a yeller
66. You Thought About?: im thinking about a lot of people because of these questions but ive been thinking about tim all day, I accidently called Kenny tim and I think ali too, sorry guys
67. Who Text Messaged You?: ali
68. Who Broke Your Heart?: I don’t know what qualifies as a broken heart
69. Who Told You They Loved You? either ali or tim, im thinking ali though
70. Color Your Hair? never
71. Have Tattoos?: no i’ll never get a tattoo because im too indecisive for such permanent things
72. Have Piercings?: 1 hole in each ear
73. Have A boyfriend/girlfriend?: yea
74. Own A Webcam?: no
75. Own A Thong?: thongs are the devil’s undergarments like 10
78. Ever Get Off The Damn Computer?: a lot and then I back back on it a lot