why dont i ever sleep when i get this tired
101 things about me.
1] NAME: KRISTINA ELAINE BURGES
[2] BIRTHDAY: FEBRUARY TWENTY-SECOND, NINETEEN-EIGHTY-NINE
[3] HEIGHT: FIVE SIX AND THREE QUARTERS
[4] SHOE SIZE: EIGHTISH
[5] EYE COLOR: FECES
[6] HAIR COLOR: STOOL
[7] DONE DRUGS: HELL NO MOTHERFUCKER
[8] BEEN ON STAGE: FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
[10] BEEN DUMPED: BITCH PLEASE HOW COULD SOMEONE DUMP THIS GODDESS
[11] GOTTEN INTO AN ACCIDENT: NOT IN ALL OF MY SIXTEEN YEARS
[12] EATEN AN ENTIRE BOX OF SWEETS: TRY MANY ENTIRE BOXES, BAGS, CARTONS, ECT.
[13] DYED YOUR HAIR: NEVER EVER ALL NATURAL BABY
[14] CHOKED INFRONT OF SOMEONE: WORD DAWG
[15] WENT TO SCHOOL IN YOUR PJ'S: OF COURSE
[16] GOTTEN DETENTION: NO WAY IM NOT A BAD KID
[17] LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT MADE YOU CRY: I SUPPOSE SO
[18] DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW: FO SHO
[19] DO THEY KNOW: THEY SHOULD BY NOW, IT’S BEEN ALMOST 7 MONTHS
[20] WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: FUNNY, NICE, RESPECT, EXCELLENT ON THE WHOLE, HAS A PENIS OF SOME SORT
[21] COULD SEE YOURSELF GETTING MARRIED: IN A LONG TIME DEFINITELY, I MUST OR ELSE ILL BE UNHAPPY AND FAT
[22] COLD / HOT: USUALLY HOT
[23] BLACK / WHITE: USUALLY BLACK
[24] RAIN / SNOW: USUALLY SNOW
[25] GIVE / RECEIVE: USUALLY GIVE
[26] WOOL / COTTON: USUALLY COTTON THE FABRIC OF OUR LIVES
[27] ROSE / DAISY: MOSTLY ROSE
[28] PRIVATE / PUBLIC SCHOOL: ALWAYS PUBLIC
[29] PLAIN / CHOCOLATE MILK: MOSTLY CHOCOLATE
[30] HISTORY / SCIENCE: FUCK THAT SHIT
[31] MATH / ENGLISH: ENGLISH
[32] SPRING / FALL: SPRING ARE YOU KIDDING ME I HATE FALL IT’S THE MOST DEPRESSING TIME OF MY LIFE
[33] ROCK / COUNTRY: ROCK!
[34] PEPSI / COKE: I DON’T CARE I LIKE EM BOTH BUT I DON’T DRINK A LOT OF THEM
[35] LOVE / LUST: ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
[36] EAT / SLEEP: CHOCOLATE
FRIENDS
[37] WHO DO YOU SEE THE MOST: TIM AND KRISTI
[38] WHO DO YOU WISH TO SEE MORE OFTEN: LINDA AND ALI, ALI’S SLACKING IN THIS DEPARTMENT
[39] WHO DO YOU E-MAIL THE MOST: IDK BUT I GET E-MAILS FROM VICTORIA’S SECRFET THE MOST
[40] WHO'S THE LOUDEST: KELSEY HASSELBLAD
[41] WHO'S THE SHYEST: DEPENDS ON THE SITUATION
[42] WHO ARE YOU JEALOUS OF: IM NOT REALLY A JEALOUS PERSON BUT PROBABLY LINDA FOR HER SUPREME SKILLS AND TALENTS AND AWESOMENESS, SHE’S MY IDOL
[43] WHO HAS THE BEST ROOM: KRISTI BECAUSE OF THE LATEST ADDITION: THE PUTTING MACHINE THING AND HER LIME GREEN WALLS AND ALL THE HOT PICTURES OF US TOGETHER
[44] WHO'S THE HORNIEST: TIM AND KELSEY
[45] WHO DO YOU TRUST THE MOST: I HAVE NO IDEA
[46] WHO KNOWS YOU THE BEST: I HAVE NO IDEA, THEY ALL KNOW ME DIFFERENTLY
[47] WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND: LINDA IS THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND OF COURSE THERE’S KRISTI, CHOW, TIM, AND ALI ALTHOUGH ALI IS SLACKING
[48] WHO DO YOU HAVE SERIOUS TALKS WITH: KRISTI STALEY MY LOVE
[49] WHO GETS ALONG W/ YOUR PARENTS: EVERYONE WHO DOESN’T MAKE MY PARENTS MAD, MOSTLY CHOW THOUGH THEY ADORE THAT ASIAN
[50] WHO HUGGED YOU THE MOST: TIM!!!!!!!!!
[51] WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST: LINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[52] WHO FOUGHT W/ YOU THE MOST: KRISTI AND I USED TO FIGHT BASICALLY EVERYTIME WE HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT THINGS LIKE OMELOTTES, CLOTHES, EVERYTHING BUT WE DON’T FIGHT OFTEN NOW, ITS FUNNY TO LOOK BACK ON THOUGH, IT WAS A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP
[53] WHO ARGUES W/ YOU THE MOST: TIM AND KRISTI PROBABLY
[54] FAVORITE FRIENDS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: TIM AND CHOW
[55] IS MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A MODEL: NO ONE IS GOING IN THE MODELING DIRECTION ALTHOUGH THEY’RE ALL HOT
[56] HAVE KNOWN YOU THE LONGEST: LINDA
[57] DO YOU KNOW MOST ABOUT: KRISTI
DO YOU LIKE TO:
[58] GIVE HUGS: NOT USUALLY
[59] GIVE BACK RUBS: NOT USUALLY
[60] TAKE WALKS IN THE RAIN: HELLA YO
[61] WATCH TV: SOMETIMES
[62] GO TO THE BEACH: YES BUT IM PICKY ABOUT THE SITUATION
[63] DO HOMEWORK: NO!
[64] PLAY IN THE SNOW: YES!
[65] WORK OUT: YES! EVEN THOUGH I DON’T BECAUSE IM LAZY
[66] TALK ON THE PHONE: SOMETIMES
[67] STAY UP ALL NIGHT TALKIN TO A FRIEND: NO I GET TIRED AND BITCHY
[68] GO ONLINE: NOT REALLY EVEN THOUGH I DO IT ALL THE TIME
[69] BE KISSED: ON THE FOREHEAD ESPECIALLY
[70] DO WEIRD / FREAKY THINGS: DEPENDS ON WHAT THAT ENTAILS
[71] BE WILD: AT NIGHT, OUTSIDE, PARTIALLY CLOTHED, SOBER
HAVE YOU EVER:
[72] BEEN TO A CONCERT: MANY
[73] BEEN OUT OF STATE: MANY
[74] GONE SKINNY DIPPIN: YES
[75] RAN AROUND NAKED: YES
[76] BROKEN A BONE: YES
[77] CHEATED ON A TEST: YES
[78] RAN A MARATHON: FUCK NO WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT
[79] MET A FAMOUS PERSON: YES
[80] BOUGHT SOMETHING AND SOLD IT: YES
[81] STOLE FROM SOMEWHERE: YES
[82] STALKED SOMEONE: NO
YOUR LOVE LIFE:
[83] SINGLE OR TAKEN: TAKEN
[84] IF YOU WERE TO GO OUT WITH ANYONE, WHO: TIM LOWE
[85] HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP: LOL PRETTY MUCH YEAH MIDDLE SCHOOL IS FUNNY
[86] LONGEST RELATIONSHIP: 6 MONTHS AND 10 DAYS I’D SAY
[87] LAST PERSON YOU KISSED: TIM LOWE
EXTRA EXTRA:
[88] BAD HABITS: I EAT SHIT A LOT AND I GET MAD AND NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT WHAT IM THINKING BECAUSE I SUCK AT TALKING AND CONVEYING WHAT I WANT TO CONVEY
[89] MAKES YOU MAD: MEAN THINGS, STUPIDITY, SELFISHNESS, DUMBASSITY, BASICALLY OTHER PEOPLE’S BAD HABITS
[90] SCARIEST MOMENTS: THE CAR ACCIDENT, THE MOTH, ALKAI BEACH LITTERING THING SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, TIM AND TRAVIS’ APRIL FOOLS ON ME AND KRISTI LAST YEAR
[91] WHERE ARE YOU: HERE
[92] ARE YOU WEARIN ANY JEWLERY: THE COOLEST EARRINGS EVER AND 5 BRACELETS
[93] LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED: TODAY FUCK YEAH IM HYGENIC
[94] WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTS: HAHAHAHA…IM NOT WEARING PANTS…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUT MY UNDERWEAR HAS PLANES WITH BANNERS THAT SAY “MARRY ME” AND POLKA DOTS ON IT
[95] WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENIN TO RIGHT NOW: WE CAN WORK IT OUT BY THE BEATLES
[96] LAST THING YOU SAID: GOODNIGHT
[97] COMPUTER DESK IS MADE OF: WOOD JUST LIKE PINNOCHIO
[98] LAST THING YOU ATE: CHERRY YOGURT AND CHOCOLATE MILK
[99] WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO RIGHT NOW: CHILL WITH MY HOMIE LINDA
[100] WHAT COLOR OF CRAYON WOULD YOU WANA BE: KELLY GREEN
[101] IF YOU COULD CHOOSE TO LIVE W/ SOMEONE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHO WOULD IT BE: AHHHHH SERIOUS COMMITMENT AAHHHH
