mono made me insane

[newjerseyaddict]

SOOO THIS IS MY STORY, WORLD.

I GOT MONO AND I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL FOR 3 WEEKS AND I GOT PRETTY SKINNY BUT NOW IM GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AND I GOT PRETTY UNSKINNY BECAUSE I EAT CANDY AND BREAD ALLLLLLL DAY LONG because my mom bought twix kits kats gummy bears 100 grands andes milky way darks gobstoppers truffles and other things i can't even remember

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[____thesumof]

but think about this:
you've had subway at least once.

and that's pretty damn important.

[newjerseyaddict]

i dont get it
i havent had subway in monbths
what is going on
im so confused
HELP ME

[____thesumof]

well see kristy,
in the fantastic photograph of your mother, there is (what is also most likely copy-righted) the definitive subway wall paper in the back round.
therefor, to take the aforementioned photograph, one would have had to have been in a subway. and maybe eaten there.
because that photograph exists, the ass-wipe dearest to my heart must have been to a subway, at least once.

[newjerseyaddict]

OOOOOOOOOHHHH riiight you are correct
nice observation there buddy

[____thesumof]

this is why i am the shit.

[snizzle3]

umm but that wasn't a recent pic so SUSAN WINS

I talked with mom about perception of foods and the amount of candy (and I'm sorry, Krispy Kremes :/ ) never came up. hum. BYENOW

[newjerseyaddict]

wait a second how did you know it was subway i see no subway signs in that picture you tricky devil

[newjerseyaddict]

that was to adrienne

[newjerseyaddict]

oh you said wallpaper
i didn't know all subways have that wallpaper
weird
i get it now

[____thesumof]

in the old days; every fucking subway had that annoying wall paper that was a giant map.
and as a little kid i was horribly map retarded.
and therefor, the wall paper pissed me off more than missing the three o'clock showing of arthur on PBS.

[newjerseyaddict]

you are one strange child

[____thesumof]

yes.
but i'm sure that someone else has been crushed by the taunting complexity of subway wallpaper.

[newjerseyaddict]

actually i'm really not so sure about that

[____thesumof]

damn.
that's not very nice of you.

[newjerseyaddict]

oh no no you see i just don't think that the other children of the world would be so observant as to notice the wallpaper of subway and be extremely bothered by it. you crack me up. crack cocaine. you cocaine me up. HAHAAH

[____thesumof]

bitch, i'm like a sidewalk.
!