happy birthday to cathy
today cathy turns fourteen
i'll die if she hits my spleen
she gave me mono because she's a fuckface
someday she'll work at some truck place
that was her dream as a little kid
to be a truck driver but now she is rid
of this fantasy and she likes to dress like a whore
so i think she should be a stripper because that would not be a bore.
so cathy now that you're 14 i think that should be your new goal in life
or do this
ohhhhh what a hot thing she is
she's gonna make me delete this whole thing