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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: no
Do you party a lot? How often?: no
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: gosh...I probably couldn't count.
Do you skip classes? How often?: eh, not very often. Although I'm totally skipping Friday considering it's Frannie's birthday and all.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no, i don't have sex. I would be protected if I did though.
Do you steal?: no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: no
Do you drool over celebrities? sometimes
Do you watch a lot of TV?: not really.
Do you ever watch the News?: yes
Do you even care about world issues?: like kelli said, it depends.
Do you read books often?: yes
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: I'm not failing any.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: no
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: every once in a while
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: eh, I don't know. I mean, I'm not constantly having a crush on everyone.
Do you cuss a lot?: way too much.
Are you desperate to fit in?: nah, I'm good.
Are you intelligent?: I think so. I guess it would depend on who you ask.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: ugh, no.
Black eyeliner?: nah
Black eyeshadow?: nah
Black trenchcoat?: nope
Black boots?: I have black leather shoes
Black fishnets?: nooo
Black nail polish?: nah
Cigarettes?: no
Heavy metal music?: no
Marilyn Manson?: ugh, no
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: nooo
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: no...?
Do you like to be seen as: ???
Are you an intellectual?: no
An atheist?: I don't know for sure.
Horrible home life?: not at all.
Hopelessly depressed?: a little depressed but not hopelessly.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: no
Self-mutilation?: NO
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: plaidis good times
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: not on me. On other people they are okay.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: none...I used to have the top parts of my ears done, but they got infected and grew in.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: all three to a certain extent.
Wild hair colors?: I've had many. Red, blue, citrus, orange, violet
NOFX?: never listened
Rancid?: no
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: I guess so.
A: : ???
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: I don't know, nor do I want to.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no
Play a lot of sports?: lol...I can barely RUN.
Talk a lot about sports?: nope
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: sports are dumb.
Are you arrogant?: no
Are you a male or female whore?: no
Are you homophobic?: not at all.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: nah
Boobs = yes?: no...they are like two aspirins on an ironing board...WHICH IS A GOOD THING, no bitch tits for me, thanks.
Parties = yes?: no...I can't get "jiggy with it"
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: I would atleast like to get a GED if I could...but I wouldn't want to flip burgers.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: yes
Have you ever been on a diet?: yes, the south beach diet is a mother fucker.
How much did you lose?: 15 lbs
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: eating disorder...like that can happen to me...screw that, fatty foods rock.
Make yourself throw up?: no, that's gross.
Make-up?: no
Low-cut tops?: no
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: I Don't have boobies, geezass.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: no thanks
Giggle a lot?: fudge yeah
What's the deal with boys?: most of them are fucking idiots...
Thongs?: NOOO
Pretty bras?: haha, nah I'm good
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: fuck all that.
Who's the weaker sex?: both level out their weaknesses.
Are you a feminist?: No
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: nah, I'm good
How often do you shave your legs?: noo
How about your armpits?: nope
Are you emotional?: fuck yeah.
Especially when on your period?: OH yes.
Originality or Acceptance?: originality
Independence or Companionship?: both
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: like kelli said, it depends.
Popularity or Isolation?: isolation is cool for me
Unique or Loved?: both
Understood or Individual?: both
You or Them?: ...?
What a fun survey. That's the best one I've filled out since I've owned a lj. Thanks to Kelli Jackson.
Do you drink [alcohol]?: no
Do you party a lot? How often?: no
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: gosh...I probably couldn't count.
Do you skip classes? How often?: eh, not very often. Although I'm totally skipping Friday considering it's Frannie's birthday and all.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no, i don't have sex. I would be protected if I did though.
Do you steal?: no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: no
Do you drool over celebrities? sometimes
Do you watch a lot of TV?: not really.
Do you ever watch the News?: yes
Do you even care about world issues?: like kelli said, it depends.
Do you read books often?: yes
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: I'm not failing any.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: no
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: every once in a while
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: eh, I don't know. I mean, I'm not constantly having a crush on everyone.
Do you cuss a lot?: way too much.
Are you desperate to fit in?: nah, I'm good.
Are you intelligent?: I think so. I guess it would depend on who you ask.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: ugh, no.
Black eyeliner?: nah
Black eyeshadow?: nah
Black trenchcoat?: nope
Black boots?: I have black leather shoes
Black fishnets?: nooo
Black nail polish?: nah
Cigarettes?: no
Heavy metal music?: no
Marilyn Manson?: ugh, no
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: nooo
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: no...?
Do you like to be seen as: ???
Are you an intellectual?: no
An atheist?: I don't know for sure.
Horrible home life?: not at all.
Hopelessly depressed?: a little depressed but not hopelessly.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: no
Self-mutilation?: NO
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: plaidis good times
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: not on me. On other people they are okay.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: none...I used to have the top parts of my ears done, but they got infected and grew in.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: all three to a certain extent.
Wild hair colors?: I've had many. Red, blue, citrus, orange, violet
NOFX?: never listened
Rancid?: no
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: I guess so.
A: : ???
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: I don't know, nor do I want to.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no
Play a lot of sports?: lol...I can barely RUN.
Talk a lot about sports?: nope
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: sports are dumb.
Are you arrogant?: no
Are you a male or female whore?: no
Are you homophobic?: not at all.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: nah
Boobs = yes?: no...they are like two aspirins on an ironing board...WHICH IS A GOOD THING, no bitch tits for me, thanks.
Parties = yes?: no...I can't get "jiggy with it"
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: I would atleast like to get a GED if I could...but I wouldn't want to flip burgers.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: yes
Have you ever been on a diet?: yes, the south beach diet is a mother fucker.
How much did you lose?: 15 lbs
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: eating disorder...like that can happen to me...screw that, fatty foods rock.
Make yourself throw up?: no, that's gross.
Make-up?: no
Low-cut tops?: no
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: I Don't have boobies, geezass.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: no thanks
Giggle a lot?: fudge yeah
What's the deal with boys?: most of them are fucking idiots...
Thongs?: NOOO
Pretty bras?: haha, nah I'm good
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: fuck all that.
Who's the weaker sex?: both level out their weaknesses.
Are you a feminist?: No
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: nah, I'm good
How often do you shave your legs?: noo
How about your armpits?: nope
Are you emotional?: fuck yeah.
Especially when on your period?: OH yes.
Originality or Acceptance?: originality
Independence or Companionship?: both
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: like kelli said, it depends.
Popularity or Isolation?: isolation is cool for me
Unique or Loved?: both
Understood or Individual?: both
You or Them?: ...?
What a fun survey. That's the best one I've filled out since I've owned a lj. Thanks to Kelli Jackson.