annnnnnnnnnnnnnd this is why i think Black Friday deals are RETARDED and why i never leave my house.
Wal-Mart worker dies after shoppers knock him down i almost wished it was like, a really old guy whose health was questionable already, but the guy was 34. that's so young!!! you know how hard it is to KILL a 34-yr-old just with injuries? wtf.
possibly my "favorite" part: "Witnesses told the Daily News that before the store was closed, eager shoppers streamed past emergency crews as they worked furiously to save the worker's life." like, WOW.