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[newdaruma]

what the FUCK no one is picking up their phones when I need them to the most. >:O I need'a go to the hospital I think!

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[metal_soul27]

Is your poo red or black?

[newdaruma]

idk I can't see past all the blood LOL!

[metal_soul27]

Okay, well, that means that you're not bleeding internally. If your poo is black then that means you could have an upper intestinal problem or an infection somewhere. The black means that the blood has had a chance to coagulate as it passes through you

If everything's all bloody, that could mean you have an anal fissure or hemorrhoids-- red means something's broken at the bottom. Why the heck did you wait three months? Make an appointment with the doctor--trust me, it's a million times easier than going through all the hassle of sitting at the ER for 2309732893 hours.

Hi, I just met you like 3 days ago.

[newdaruma]

oh, hi.

Going to the er in like 9 seconds, do they allow videos, perhaps in game form, in the ER?

[metal_soul27]

You can do whatever the fuck you want in the ER, as long as you don't piss other people off. so, yeah, if it's handheld.

[newdaruma]

wow, so like. mom came home and said that I didnt have to go to the emergency room, cause it's not something you should go to the emergency room for.

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welp mom knows best.

:-{|.

[metal_soul27]

yeah, no, it's totally not worth it.

Mom does know best-- it's kid tested, even.

[____anonymity]

Yeah parents know best. I've broken bones and not found out till it was too late to fix because of parents. I have cracked ribs and not know about it. It took me holding a gun to my head before they took me to the psycho doctor after asking them for weeks.

[newdaruma]

yah that was a sarcastic remark :-{|