some vodka cuz it'll jumpstart my heart
Saturday, September 07, 2002 11:55pm
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOR
Sunday, September 08, 2002 12:01am
MY HOMEWORK WORKS
Well, the project works. And I did my questions Friday night. And I responded to others' questions this morning. And I still have 2 tutorials to do before Tuesday midnight. Then I can start all over again Wednesday. Hopefully next week it won't take me 82 hours to get the first thing I try to work.
*undocks pc, takes off battery, lays on back*
Won't they be impressed I am a genie-ous. Se how I transform this old rat into a most delightful hat
hmm - - - how 'bout current movie?
I said it once before but it bears repeating now
I don't remember where I left off. But it's ok if I backtrack because I really haven't written anything since mid-june. (I'll go back over those movies later)
Current Movie
24tth - Ravenous - it's a shame my Guy Pearce hardly talks in this movie. It's his best voice (besides his real one). And I still like the blue sweater. Even when it’s got a knife sticking out of it. :>
24 - S1M0NE - oh yah, I talked about the Al Pacino looks a fuckin lot like Tim Burton thing. Oh, but let's talk about Catherine Keener. I thought I liked her in Being John Malkovich. But then I saw Death to Smoochy. And she plays the same asshole. And I saw her on Reel Comedy and she was a total fuckin retard. Think she was on drugs. Anyways. Here she is again. Playing the same bitch. Delivering every line with that same "well I'm such a great business woman" attitude. You know, playing the same person in every movie is alright by me (John Cusack) if you play a cool person. Oh! And Winona Ryder! Was in it. And was cool in it. (of course). [hmmm wonder if she thought he looked like Tim Burton. She's worked with him a lot.]
26 - Minority Report - yah. Mom and I were bored and it was at the cheap show so we saw it again.
30 - A Clockwork Orange - the most expensive vhs I own! ($20)
Walk like man, talk like a man, walk like a man my son. No woman's worth crawling on the earth so walk like a man my son Has anyone seen Walk Like a Man? Howie Mandell, Christopher Llyod, circa 1986?
30 - feardotcom - go look it up at rottentomatoes.com. Some of the reviews are pretty funny.
I wonder about the year on Walk Like a Man. *looks it up* can't reach *stretch* 1987 damn I was close. This book gave it a turkey for a rating. *reaches other book* "BOMB" well fuck you, I like that movie. 'least I did when I was 4.
31 - Ed Wood - I took pictures of it. Of a whole scene. I realized that when I paused my tv the captions stayed on the screen and got all excited. So I took a picture of Johnny Depp with this idiot grin on his face and the captions "I like to wear women's clothes." under him. It's pretty fuckin funny. So anyways, I got the rest of that scene too. Just for the hell of it. But I am missing one so I didn’t put it on the internet yet. Theoretically one could record an entire movie that way.
Oh. I never told you about what I decided about Johnny Depp. Here's my official opinion of him: I like him in movies but I don't like him.
He's always been cool for being Edward Scissorhands. And now that he has left me alone I don't see *him* anymore - - - he's gone back to being invisible.
Yah so he's in cool movies, he's cute, he's a good actor but his lack of personality/grooming/social skills/fashion sense (in real life) keep him on the "Pretty Damn Cool" list. But the Edward Scissorhands factor kicks him up a notch to Incredibly Cool.
But he's the last one on that list.
daylight com and me wan' go home
2 - Courage Under Fire - it's too late for that rant. Too late in the day and it's been too long since I watched it so I lost some steam. But the bottom line would have been that Matt Damon's skinniness traumatized me. (in a totally different way than the bastard in Requiem for a Dream) Anyways I think that gaining/losing weight for a role is one of the stupidest things an actor can do. And I was going to yell about that.
Oh but Matt Damon is excused for his stupidity because of his interview with Jules "Tits" Asner. He knows what a fuckin idiot he was and is therefore pardoned.
He looked really bad. All ears and lips. He looked so bad in fact, I ihad to watch Rounders just to reassure myself that he wasn't almost dead.
Looked like a cancer patient.
Or an AIDS victim.
An AIDS victim from the 80's when you died in a matter of months.
2 - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - First time I saw it I didn't know what the fuck. So I tried again. [I'll try again with anything except Eyes Wide Shut]
My official opinion of this movie is: it is not a movie.
Fairly entertaining - yes
Visually interesting - yes
Cult following - very much so
Soundtrack - yes
Watch it again - sure
A nice way to kill a morning - you bet
A movie - NO
Movies have plots. Movies have dialogue that you can understand.
So from now on when I talk about cult movies, Johnny Depp movies, Benicio "Ugliest man to walk the face of the earth" Del Toro movies or anything else like that I will not be referring to this "movie".
Interesting side note: on my ceiling I have a picture of Johnny Depp from the set of Sleepy Hollow and one of Christina Ricci from (forever ago it's too high for me to read). Anyway, both pictures were in the photo issue of Entertainment Weekly so I taped them together because they were both in Sleepy Hollow. So anyways. She was in this movie too. (forgot that) and in this movie Johnny Depp called her -I believe- a fucking child. And they hook up in Sleepy Hollow. Go figure. She *is* like only two years older than me. And Johnny Depp is - - - older. *grabs book* 39. [#51] HA! He gets to be in People next year. Hey Christina is in my book. #126
Matt Damon #23
My book's old. [2000] I hope they made a new edition.
2 - She's All That - was on tv. Watched it to better understand Not Another Teen Movie. I saw it before in theaters but didn’t give much of a fuck about it.
I don't understand why all the geeks with glasses and a ponytail secretly want to be swept off their feet by mr. popular. Speaking as a geek with glasses and a ponytail: that is the LAST thing I ever wanted. Sounds to me like mr. popular is now a scriptwriter.
And another thing, why is there always ONE popular guy?
2 - Time Machine, The - there's SO MUCH STUFF that's not on the dvd. It was changed because of September 11th. Where's the old stuff? My Guy Pearce said the end was different than he shot it. Where is that? GODDAMMIT WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE DELETED SCENE?
Anyways, The Count of Monte Cristo comes out Tuesday. Glad I already because I have no money. Even better, I already paid for Back to the Future (70 more days)
4 - Casper - Cristina again. Hailee wanted to watch it.
6 - Swimfan - well it was a PG-13 movie. So I didn’t expect much. And I got what I expected. Actually I expected to see Jesse Bradford. And I did. ½ naked - not as often as he could have been (it was a swimming movie anyway). So it seemed to me that it was the PG-13 version of a good movie. Looked on rottentomates.com and almost everybody called it a MTV remake of Fatal Attraction. So maybe I should see that. So the kids in the movie (high school kids) were doing some very adult things. I thought they should have made them college kids. Then it coulda been like Urban Legend. [bastard] So, I do give it points for the interesting editing techniques.
Oh but I -swear to god- that as I left the theater two people said exactly what I thought the whole movie: why would anyone have sex in the high school pool?
That was like the premise of the movie. Eww.
7 - Coyote Ugly - way better than I expected. That's what's great about having Encore w/o paying for it. You can see shit you'd usually never watch. A nice varied soundtrack too.
7 - O Brother Where Art Thou? - yah.
You have no idea how good it feels to finally be able to be laying in bed @ 1:43 am typing and listing to music. With a cat no less.
You know whenever I say "no less" I sound like Matt Damon in my head. Yep. Loki.
Kylie! Musta stole this from Katie, I didn't download this.
I'm sure she's kissed my Guy Pearce you know. I should find a 30 year old Australian and ask them to confirm this. Or someone from England might know.
The first 22 seconds of Closed - Nine Inch Nails looks cool on the graphic equalizer.
:( Whatever allowed me to make pictures on my dead computer is not on notmarty. :( I wonder if I can fake it with the printscreen key. *think* yah that should work but it'll be a pain in the ass. But if think for one second that I'm not going to try to make pictures of The Count of Monte Cristo Tuesday then there is something wrong with you. Ok well technically I won't be making pictures of the Count of Monte Cristo. I'll be taking pictures of Fernand. With his sword. :)
hot in here.
Oh looky that. You think about Guy Pearce and the song from L.A. Confidential comes on. Ladeeda.
He's got so few songs.
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - several songs
L.A. Confidential - Accentuate the Positive and a bunch of shit
Ravenous - none
Rules of Engagement - none
Memento - none
Time Machine - none
Count of Monte Cristo - none
the one with Helena Bodham Carter - well gee, I guess we'll never fuckin know will we?
Maybe I should go to bed an hour ago.
voulez-vous choucher avec moi ce soir? I remember when everyone thought Steve was hot shit when he told French 2 about that song. Wonder what he thinks now that it's been remade. Bet he doesn't feel so special anymore.
*light off*
one - nothin wrong with me
two - nothin wrong with me
three - nothin wrong with me
four - nothin wrong with me
one - something's got to give
two - something's got to give
three - something's got to give
four - something's got to give
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOR
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOR
You know, when you start and end with the same thing it's called "endcaps" [see 12 Monkeys]
12:50 pm
stared talking shit wouldn't ya know. I reached back like a pimp and I slapped the ho.
if you have a cd-rw drive you can treat your cds like playlists.
Today's loud/obnoxious songs day
Fell in Love with a Girl - White Stripes
Bodies - Drowning Pool
On the Dark Side - Eddie and the Cruisers
Without Me - Eminem
Ass and Titties - DJ Assault
Funk Soul Brother - Fat Boy Slim
Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne
Jump Around - House of Pain
Touch It - Monifa
Nazi Halo - Jack Off Jill
Outta My Head - Kylie Minouge
Closer - NIN
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm
Come Out and Play - Offspring
I Wanna be Sedated - Ramones
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOR
Sunday, September 08, 2002 12:01am
MY HOMEWORK WORKS
Well, the project works. And I did my questions Friday night. And I responded to others' questions this morning. And I still have 2 tutorials to do before Tuesday midnight. Then I can start all over again Wednesday. Hopefully next week it won't take me 82 hours to get the first thing I try to work.
*undocks pc, takes off battery, lays on back*
Won't they be impressed I am a genie-ous. Se how I transform this old rat into a most delightful hat
hmm - - - how 'bout current movie?
I said it once before but it bears repeating now
I don't remember where I left off. But it's ok if I backtrack because I really haven't written anything since mid-june. (I'll go back over those movies later)
Current Movie
24tth - Ravenous - it's a shame my Guy Pearce hardly talks in this movie. It's his best voice (besides his real one). And I still like the blue sweater. Even when it’s got a knife sticking out of it. :>
24 - S1M0NE - oh yah, I talked about the Al Pacino looks a fuckin lot like Tim Burton thing. Oh, but let's talk about Catherine Keener. I thought I liked her in Being John Malkovich. But then I saw Death to Smoochy. And she plays the same asshole. And I saw her on Reel Comedy and she was a total fuckin retard. Think she was on drugs. Anyways. Here she is again. Playing the same bitch. Delivering every line with that same "well I'm such a great business woman" attitude. You know, playing the same person in every movie is alright by me (John Cusack) if you play a cool person. Oh! And Winona Ryder! Was in it. And was cool in it. (of course). [hmmm wonder if she thought he looked like Tim Burton. She's worked with him a lot.]
26 - Minority Report - yah. Mom and I were bored and it was at the cheap show so we saw it again.
30 - A Clockwork Orange - the most expensive vhs I own! ($20)
Walk like man, talk like a man, walk like a man my son. No woman's worth crawling on the earth so walk like a man my son Has anyone seen Walk Like a Man? Howie Mandell, Christopher Llyod, circa 1986?
30 - feardotcom - go look it up at rottentomatoes.com. Some of the reviews are pretty funny.
I wonder about the year on Walk Like a Man. *looks it up* can't reach *stretch* 1987 damn I was close. This book gave it a turkey for a rating. *reaches other book* "BOMB" well fuck you, I like that movie. 'least I did when I was 4.
31 - Ed Wood - I took pictures of it. Of a whole scene. I realized that when I paused my tv the captions stayed on the screen and got all excited. So I took a picture of Johnny Depp with this idiot grin on his face and the captions "I like to wear women's clothes." under him. It's pretty fuckin funny. So anyways, I got the rest of that scene too. Just for the hell of it. But I am missing one so I didn’t put it on the internet yet. Theoretically one could record an entire movie that way.
Oh. I never told you about what I decided about Johnny Depp. Here's my official opinion of him: I like him in movies but I don't like him.
He's always been cool for being Edward Scissorhands. And now that he has left me alone I don't see *him* anymore - - - he's gone back to being invisible.
Yah so he's in cool movies, he's cute, he's a good actor but his lack of personality/grooming/social skills/fashion sense (in real life) keep him on the "Pretty Damn Cool" list. But the Edward Scissorhands factor kicks him up a notch to Incredibly Cool.
But he's the last one on that list.
daylight com and me wan' go home
2 - Courage Under Fire - it's too late for that rant. Too late in the day and it's been too long since I watched it so I lost some steam. But the bottom line would have been that Matt Damon's skinniness traumatized me. (in a totally different way than the bastard in Requiem for a Dream) Anyways I think that gaining/losing weight for a role is one of the stupidest things an actor can do. And I was going to yell about that.
Oh but Matt Damon is excused for his stupidity because of his interview with Jules "Tits" Asner. He knows what a fuckin idiot he was and is therefore pardoned.
He looked really bad. All ears and lips. He looked so bad in fact, I ihad to watch Rounders just to reassure myself that he wasn't almost dead.
Looked like a cancer patient.
Or an AIDS victim.
An AIDS victim from the 80's when you died in a matter of months.
2 - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - First time I saw it I didn't know what the fuck. So I tried again. [I'll try again with anything except Eyes Wide Shut]
My official opinion of this movie is: it is not a movie.
Fairly entertaining - yes
Visually interesting - yes
Cult following - very much so
Soundtrack - yes
Watch it again - sure
A nice way to kill a morning - you bet
A movie - NO
Movies have plots. Movies have dialogue that you can understand.
So from now on when I talk about cult movies, Johnny Depp movies, Benicio "Ugliest man to walk the face of the earth" Del Toro movies or anything else like that I will not be referring to this "movie".
Interesting side note: on my ceiling I have a picture of Johnny Depp from the set of Sleepy Hollow and one of Christina Ricci from (forever ago it's too high for me to read). Anyway, both pictures were in the photo issue of Entertainment Weekly so I taped them together because they were both in Sleepy Hollow. So anyways. She was in this movie too. (forgot that) and in this movie Johnny Depp called her -I believe- a fucking child. And they hook up in Sleepy Hollow. Go figure. She *is* like only two years older than me. And Johnny Depp is - - - older. *grabs book* 39. [#51] HA! He gets to be in People next year. Hey Christina is in my book. #126
Matt Damon #23
My book's old. [2000] I hope they made a new edition.
2 - She's All That - was on tv. Watched it to better understand Not Another Teen Movie. I saw it before in theaters but didn’t give much of a fuck about it.
I don't understand why all the geeks with glasses and a ponytail secretly want to be swept off their feet by mr. popular. Speaking as a geek with glasses and a ponytail: that is the LAST thing I ever wanted. Sounds to me like mr. popular is now a scriptwriter.
And another thing, why is there always ONE popular guy?
2 - Time Machine, The - there's SO MUCH STUFF that's not on the dvd. It was changed because of September 11th. Where's the old stuff? My Guy Pearce said the end was different than he shot it. Where is that? GODDAMMIT WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE DELETED SCENE?
Anyways, The Count of Monte Cristo comes out Tuesday. Glad I already because I have no money. Even better, I already paid for Back to the Future (70 more days)
4 - Casper - Cristina again. Hailee wanted to watch it.
6 - Swimfan - well it was a PG-13 movie. So I didn’t expect much. And I got what I expected. Actually I expected to see Jesse Bradford. And I did. ½ naked - not as often as he could have been (it was a swimming movie anyway). So it seemed to me that it was the PG-13 version of a good movie. Looked on rottentomates.com and almost everybody called it a MTV remake of Fatal Attraction. So maybe I should see that. So the kids in the movie (high school kids) were doing some very adult things. I thought they should have made them college kids. Then it coulda been like Urban Legend. [bastard] So, I do give it points for the interesting editing techniques.
Oh but I -swear to god- that as I left the theater two people said exactly what I thought the whole movie: why would anyone have sex in the high school pool?
That was like the premise of the movie. Eww.
7 - Coyote Ugly - way better than I expected. That's what's great about having Encore w/o paying for it. You can see shit you'd usually never watch. A nice varied soundtrack too.
7 - O Brother Where Art Thou? - yah.
You have no idea how good it feels to finally be able to be laying in bed @ 1:43 am typing and listing to music. With a cat no less.
You know whenever I say "no less" I sound like Matt Damon in my head. Yep. Loki.
Kylie! Musta stole this from Katie, I didn't download this.
I'm sure she's kissed my Guy Pearce you know. I should find a 30 year old Australian and ask them to confirm this. Or someone from England might know.
The first 22 seconds of Closed - Nine Inch Nails looks cool on the graphic equalizer.
:( Whatever allowed me to make pictures on my dead computer is not on notmarty. :( I wonder if I can fake it with the printscreen key. *think* yah that should work but it'll be a pain in the ass. But if think for one second that I'm not going to try to make pictures of The Count of Monte Cristo Tuesday then there is something wrong with you. Ok well technically I won't be making pictures of the Count of Monte Cristo. I'll be taking pictures of Fernand. With his sword. :)
hot in here.
Oh looky that. You think about Guy Pearce and the song from L.A. Confidential comes on. Ladeeda.
He's got so few songs.
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - several songs
L.A. Confidential - Accentuate the Positive and a bunch of shit
Ravenous - none
Rules of Engagement - none
Memento - none
Time Machine - none
Count of Monte Cristo - none
the one with Helena Bodham Carter - well gee, I guess we'll never fuckin know will we?
Maybe I should go to bed an hour ago.
voulez-vous choucher avec moi ce soir? I remember when everyone thought Steve was hot shit when he told French 2 about that song. Wonder what he thinks now that it's been remade. Bet he doesn't feel so special anymore.
*light off*
one - nothin wrong with me
two - nothin wrong with me
three - nothin wrong with me
four - nothin wrong with me
one - something's got to give
two - something's got to give
three - something's got to give
four - something's got to give
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOR
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOR
You know, when you start and end with the same thing it's called "endcaps" [see 12 Monkeys]
12:50 pm
stared talking shit wouldn't ya know. I reached back like a pimp and I slapped the ho.
if you have a cd-rw drive you can treat your cds like playlists.
Today's loud/obnoxious songs day
Fell in Love with a Girl - White Stripes
Bodies - Drowning Pool
On the Dark Side - Eddie and the Cruisers
Without Me - Eminem
Ass and Titties - DJ Assault
Funk Soul Brother - Fat Boy Slim
Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne
Jump Around - House of Pain
Touch It - Monifa
Nazi Halo - Jack Off Jill
Outta My Head - Kylie Minouge
Closer - NIN
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm
Come Out and Play - Offspring
I Wanna be Sedated - Ramones