oh what a night
so after locking myself inside for a painful weekend, i was able to be set free. myself, lauren, and adrienne dined with lauren's parents for her big bday bash. holly made gas at the table, while lauren's dad and wife whispered sweet nothings into eachothers ears. lauren then recieved a peace sign necklace worth $500,000.
the shady ladies ate massive amounts of penne with vodka sauce, and between the bottle of oil i consumed and the vodka sauce, i was hammered by the end of the night. then we got back to lauren's abode where I drunkenly got pleasured by Disney's Sebastian. sadly I had to leave this ultimate heaven, and return to a life of books and monotony. BUT WAIT, ring ring, Lauren calls...DELAYED OPENING. maybe you won't find me dead by morning afterall
the shady ladies ate massive amounts of penne with vodka sauce, and between the bottle of oil i consumed and the vodka sauce, i was hammered by the end of the night. then we got back to lauren's abode where I drunkenly got pleasured by Disney's Sebastian. sadly I had to leave this ultimate heaven, and return to a life of books and monotony. BUT WAIT, ring ring, Lauren calls...DELAYED OPENING. maybe you won't find me dead by morning afterall