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I would just like to take this opportunity to say...
Girls are awesome.
And I'm having one.
Therefore, I am awesome. Because not only am I a girl but I am bearing one. Which, technically, doubles my awesomeness.
...
=P Well, that was fun.
Anyway...
I saw an awesome maternity shirt yesterday. It said "My fetus can beat your fetus." I wanted it. There was another one that I REALLY liked.
"Yes, I'm pregnant. I'm due in December. I feel fine. It's a girl."
That's great! Because when you're pregnant the only questions you're asked are the following:
Awww, you're pregnant???
When are you due?
How are you feeling? Any sickness?
Do you know what you're having?
That's it. Nothing different or anything like, "If you can find out if it's the Anti-Christ, will you abort it?" or "Can you hear it crying? How about when it farts?"
Nope just those first few questions. I'm gonna start giving out prizes to the funniest/unique/interesting question.
There were some other funny shirts... Like, "I can make milk, what's your superpower?" or "Coming this winter to a crib near you." They had some for the dads too. Like, "He shoots. He scores!" Ha, I liked that one. That was funny...
Browse for yourself, they're cute.
Look for maternity stuff.
Girls are awesome.
And I'm having one.
Therefore, I am awesome. Because not only am I a girl but I am bearing one. Which, technically, doubles my awesomeness.
...
=P Well, that was fun.
Anyway...
I saw an awesome maternity shirt yesterday. It said "My fetus can beat your fetus." I wanted it. There was another one that I REALLY liked.
"Yes, I'm pregnant. I'm due in December. I feel fine. It's a girl."
That's great! Because when you're pregnant the only questions you're asked are the following:
Awww, you're pregnant???
When are you due?
How are you feeling? Any sickness?
Do you know what you're having?
That's it. Nothing different or anything like, "If you can find out if it's the Anti-Christ, will you abort it?" or "Can you hear it crying? How about when it farts?"
Nope just those first few questions. I'm gonna start giving out prizes to the funniest/unique/interesting question.
There were some other funny shirts... Like, "I can make milk, what's your superpower?" or "Coming this winter to a crib near you." They had some for the dads too. Like, "He shoots. He scores!" Ha, I liked that one. That was funny...
Browse for yourself, they're cute.
Look for maternity stuff.