SHOCK NEWS!
It has been announced by the big bitch house that Julian Hughes will be remaining in residence despite a cider induced wave of violence last week. Relations with Steff remain strained as she has recently found he is distantly related to "some fuckin' darkie".
Following on from approximately one week of drunken free cell excitement, Mr Hughes is hoping to join the British International free cell team for the 2003 championships, provided "they bring a shit load of woodpecker".
The trio have experienced problems with flooring, which is having to be reenforeced at great cost in order to cope with the strain of Vicky jumping.
In other news, all those attending the Leeds festival are required to replace past calls of "BOLLOCKS!" and "TIMMEHHHHHH!" with "JU YOU PAEDO!"
Following on from approximately one week of drunken free cell excitement, Mr Hughes is hoping to join the British International free cell team for the 2003 championships, provided "they bring a shit load of woodpecker".
The trio have experienced problems with flooring, which is having to be reenforeced at great cost in order to cope with the strain of Vicky jumping.
In other news, all those attending the Leeds festival are required to replace past calls of "BOLLOCKS!" and "TIMMEHHHHHH!" with "JU YOU PAEDO!"