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The University of Iowa is offering a class about pornography in the fall semester. Students will be able to study the impact of porno on today's culture. All slots in the class have already been filled with deadbeats and more deadbeats are on the waiting list.
I'm actually suprised the class is filled. I mean no college guys watch porn, that would be ridiculous. What the hell, they have better things to do. Why would any person watch porn? Here's a quote from a spokeperson. "It's not a class about enjoying or viewing pornography," Clarkson said. "We will certainly be talking and reading critics who are against pornography." Really? Are you going to show what they object to?
Does anybody know what the standards going to consist of?
Lecture #1: What is porn? What are some examples?
Lecture #2: The Internet and porn.
Lecture #3: How porn is watched most often.
Is Jenna Jameson going to have a seminar on the art of the gang bang and will it be oral? What the hell is this, why is this class so weak? Actually, I think they’re onto something. Why stop at one class. Why not make it a full fledged major? Why not offer a PHD program in porn? Iowa could have a work study program where they send their most gifted students out to the San Fernando Valley to study at the arm of the masters.
You know, traditionally art students go to Paris to study, now porn students move to the back alleys.
Peter North could be the guest speaker.
P.S. Do they give oral lectures?
I'm actually suprised the class is filled. I mean no college guys watch porn, that would be ridiculous. What the hell, they have better things to do. Why would any person watch porn? Here's a quote from a spokeperson. "It's not a class about enjoying or viewing pornography," Clarkson said. "We will certainly be talking and reading critics who are against pornography." Really? Are you going to show what they object to?
Does anybody know what the standards going to consist of?
Lecture #1: What is porn? What are some examples?
Lecture #2: The Internet and porn.
Lecture #3: How porn is watched most often.
Is Jenna Jameson going to have a seminar on the art of the gang bang and will it be oral? What the hell is this, why is this class so weak? Actually, I think they’re onto something. Why stop at one class. Why not make it a full fledged major? Why not offer a PHD program in porn? Iowa could have a work study program where they send their most gifted students out to the San Fernando Valley to study at the arm of the masters.
You know, traditionally art students go to Paris to study, now porn students move to the back alleys.
Peter North could be the guest speaker.
P.S. Do they give oral lectures?