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Obviously people have way too much time on their hands. Burger King has a new disgusting meaning now. Another person in this “awesome” society decided that needed attention and decided to get themselves in the record books. Nicholas jumped up, pumped his fists in the air and shouted, ``Yes! I am the Burger King!'' as he spat out the last bits of the 3 and one-fifth burgers that could put him in the Guinness Book of World Records. I am glad you are the Burger King, buddy. You are flat out disgusting. Jamming up some burgers in that grill of yours, I wish you had choked. What a jackass attention getting way to get in the Record books. What kind of empty minded person would want to recognized for jamming his grill up with burgers. Hey man, I can get three burgers and nineteen hundred fries in my mouth at the same time. Good for you, I don’t care. Do you want a milk shake to wash it down? Over the weekend, 20 Singaporeans attempted to smash 10 unusual records and put the tiny island nation on the map. But they only broke two. Bummer, that must suck. 2 for 10. What a amazing rate of breaking disgusting records. That's pathetic.