Alliterative Haikus in English

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Dr. Mele shared with us an alliterative haiku regarding D for electrostatics; I decided to try writing one myself -- he's challenged us to come up with one for H (for magnetostatics) ... First haiku with the letter H I could think of:

Henry helped Harry
heal Holland's hairy humpbacks;
however,  who cares?

Clearly, I have some work ahead of me ...