I know it's realy late, but it was so much fun! I had to share!

Mar 09, 2007 23:25



by limitedbythesky

newagehydra's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 21% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 05:56:52 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 07:28:40 PM
Alco Money! : $ 44

Guests of Honour
theodosiaoftyre is a fufilled Taoist. theodosiaoftyre drank 2 Pulques.
newagehydra is an unhappy Wiccan and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol. newagehydra drank 7 White Wines, 1 Everclear.
myuki_chan is a psychotic Wiccan and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. myuki_chan drank 4 Absinthes, 1 Brandy, 1 Pulque, 1 Brandy.
darkangelofzeon is a foul Fundementalist Christian and a serious booze-hound. darkangelofzeon decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
Fights

'Repent! REPENT at once thou harloting little Goth' boomed darkangelofzeon at a hapless looking newagehydra. newagehydra merely retorted with a glib 'Yer Ma!'
Lovers

SEX BOMB! SEX BOMB! newagehydra is most definately theodosiaoftyre's bomb of sexness!
The Drunkest

According to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before newagehydra is sober enough to drive again.
Random Events

During a lively discussion on masterbation
revealed that myuki_chan was caught masterbating in newagehydra's sisters bedroom back in 1995.

myuki_chan and newagehydra took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!

Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!

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