new improved movie quote game
Movie/ Tv quote game... Aka wish granting
Body: Rules: Every 5 quotes gets a wish... If you finish the whole list we'll work something out. Quotes must have the speaker(s) and the movie from which the quote is from. You can google these. One wish equals an hour of time spent completeing the wish, or 10$ monetary value. You can save wishes and combine them for bigger wishes. Hints can be given.
1. I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Bunni Libowski, the Big Lebowski. Solved by Mark.
2. Life is change. death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place too long.
3. If you have one leg in tommorow, and one leg in yesterday; you'll piss all over today.
4. Bullshit! you look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! R. Lee Emry. Full Metal Jacket. Solved by Frank.
5. I'm a teen idol, dammit! Don't you recognize me? Look at me. I'm the pie fucker. Jason Biggs, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Solved by Mark.
6. They're such assholes. why can't they just have their own lives?
7. We have kidnapped your son. Give us $100,000 dollars or he dies. Signed, the Jews." Are you kidding? ARE YOU KIDDING? Who in their right mind is going to believe this note Morton? THEY'RE THE JEWS. THEY'RE GOING TO WANT MORE THAN $100,000. Bubble Boy. Solved by Frank.
8. I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate. Dennis Miller, The Simpsons. Solved by Mark
9. You got a benz, i got a busket. Dennis Leary, Suicide Kings. Solved by MArk
10. Was it the one about the, uh... the hooker with the dysentery?
11. I don't like you anymore, you taste like burgars. Wet Hot American Summer. Solved by Mark.
12. Seeing them in their beautiful home with their new baby and their arms around each other, I wished for a moment that I too could be a lesbian. But then I remembered that I'd have to eat pussy, so I said forget it.
13. You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner. A rebel. Pee Wee Herman, Pee Wee's Big Adventure... Solved by Frank
14. She called you callow.
15. Well, everyone knows custer died at little big horn.
16. You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.
17. I want you to kiss me. Kiss me. The liar's kiss that says I love you, and means something else.
18. You're a tough guy. You've been sapped twice, choked, beaten silly with a gun, shot in the arm until you're crazy as a couple of waltzing mice. Now let's see you do something really tough - like putting your pants on.
19. Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.Micheal Corleone The GodFarther Part III. Solved by Frank
20. We could talk or not talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
21. God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
22. Why don't you just light your tampon, blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!
23. Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value. Cher, Clueless. Solved by Frank
24. What do I want? I'll tell you what I want! I want Ken Railings to walk in here right now, and say 'Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with YOU!'
25. Satan is in the house. He killed my mom... and turned her into a bull.
26. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
27. You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.
28. Now, the most important thing is, we have to work as a team, which means: you do everything I tell you.
29. Wait a minute, why does he get all the gay fans? I mean I do ab crunches, I take care of my hair.
30. We're here, we're Queer, and we don't want any more bears! The Simpsons. Solved by Frank
31. My name is Indigo Montoya, You killed my father prepare to die!!- Indigo Montoya... Princess Bride solved by Jane
32. Here, take my handkerchief. Never in any crisis of your life have I known you to have a handkerchief.
33. Oh, Mr. Bimbo is the man who lives inside my finger. He is very smart. He's been to the moon.
34.Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
35.I can do a great impression of a hot dog. -Daniel from Mrs. Doubtfire. solved by Stacey
36.Person x:That's not fair!
Person Y: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? (dialouge, must have person x and person y)
37.It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!
38.Person X: You set your patients on fire.
Person Y: I put 'em out. (dialouge, must have person x and person y).
39.We used to draw a line of chalk on the sidewalk and say, "Look: Smurf people this side; Strawberry Shortcake people over there. And you Care Bear jerk-offs can just stick off the sidewalk entirely."
40.We'll travel through space... with cool aliens who LIKE us!
41. I like my women like I like my wine: Red and full of alcohol. -Fez That 70's Show. Solved by Stacey
42.Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack. Good morning.
43.My own brother a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire! Oh, you wait 'til mom finds out buddy.
44.Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?-Will from Good Will Hunting. Solved by Stacey
45.I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car.
46.If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it
47.You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
48. I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.
49.Everything's so clear to me now. I'm the King of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant.
50.I love you. I don't know if I trust you.
51.I did compititions for ten years, and that was ten years too long. I'm a barber, he's a barber. Short back and sides, then you're out on your arse.
52. X: How old are you?
Y: Eighteen.
X:I'm eight. That means when I'm eighteen, you'll be 28. And when I'm 28, you'll only be 38.
Y: You're pretty good at arithmetic. X:And when I'm 38, you'll be 48. And that's not much difference at all.
53. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I hereby order to return forthwith to your place of orgin or to the nearest parallel dimension.
54. Look, here's what I think. I think that we can't go around... measuring our goodness by what we don't do. By what we deny ourselves, what we resist, and who we exclude. I think... we've got to measure goodness by what we *embrace*, what we create... and who we include.
55.You people . . . if there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it. The MEtatron, Dogma. Solved by Frank
56.I'm going to kill you. I'm going to destroy you. After tonight, no one will ever again question my power. If they speak of you, they'll only speak of how you begged for death. And I being a merciful Lord... obliged.
57.Not that anyone cares what I think, but the restaurant is at the *other* end of the Universe
58.Invite him out for a drink and then after about twenty minutes casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.
59. Some disky spirit compels me now to make my dying speech.
60. This is a great idea. I'm glad you came around. You want to do some gambling and have some fun right away, or you just want to get married?
61.How many times do I have to tell you? You don't put a bra in a dryer! It warps! Hedwig, Hedwig and The Angry Inch. Solved by Frank.
62. Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
63. But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on. And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her away.
64.We are so poor, we do not even have a language! Just this stupid accent!
65. LEAVE US ALONE, MEL BROOKS. The villagers, Robin Hood Men In Tights. Solved by Frank
66. Run away, get a divorce, drink alone... You know, the classics. The thing is that, this time, I am killing myself for this woman, and I'm still getting my ass handed to me.
67. You'll be missing me when you have that big white wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and old balls... gross. Big Daddy. Solved by Frank.
68.Life was pleasant among the Larrabees, for this was as close to heaven as one could get on Long Island
69. How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.
70. I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life.
71. I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
72. I swear, that young man has killed so many people, I'm starting to think he just might be a government agent.
73. I swear, that young man has killed so many people, I'm starting to think he just might be a government agent.
74.There are times when we're dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, why the hell am I still living here? And then they call. And I remember.
75. We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous!
Because I doubt anyone will get 50: Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire... so, that's fun. And that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuck-head!
And A special bonus:
Body: Rules: Every 5 quotes gets a wish... If you finish the whole list we'll work something out. Quotes must have the speaker(s) and the movie from which the quote is from. You can google these. One wish equals an hour of time spent completeing the wish, or 10$ monetary value. You can save wishes and combine them for bigger wishes. Hints can be given.
1. I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Bunni Libowski, the Big Lebowski. Solved by Mark.
2. Life is change. death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place too long.
3. If you have one leg in tommorow, and one leg in yesterday; you'll piss all over today.
4. Bullshit! you look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! R. Lee Emry. Full Metal Jacket. Solved by Frank.
5. I'm a teen idol, dammit! Don't you recognize me? Look at me. I'm the pie fucker. Jason Biggs, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Solved by Mark.
6. They're such assholes. why can't they just have their own lives?
7. We have kidnapped your son. Give us $100,000 dollars or he dies. Signed, the Jews." Are you kidding? ARE YOU KIDDING? Who in their right mind is going to believe this note Morton? THEY'RE THE JEWS. THEY'RE GOING TO WANT MORE THAN $100,000. Bubble Boy. Solved by Frank.
8. I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate. Dennis Miller, The Simpsons. Solved by Mark
9. You got a benz, i got a busket. Dennis Leary, Suicide Kings. Solved by MArk
10. Was it the one about the, uh... the hooker with the dysentery?
11. I don't like you anymore, you taste like burgars. Wet Hot American Summer. Solved by Mark.
12. Seeing them in their beautiful home with their new baby and their arms around each other, I wished for a moment that I too could be a lesbian. But then I remembered that I'd have to eat pussy, so I said forget it.
13. You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner. A rebel. Pee Wee Herman, Pee Wee's Big Adventure... Solved by Frank
14. She called you callow.
15. Well, everyone knows custer died at little big horn.
16. You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.
17. I want you to kiss me. Kiss me. The liar's kiss that says I love you, and means something else.
18. You're a tough guy. You've been sapped twice, choked, beaten silly with a gun, shot in the arm until you're crazy as a couple of waltzing mice. Now let's see you do something really tough - like putting your pants on.
19. Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.Micheal Corleone The GodFarther Part III. Solved by Frank
20. We could talk or not talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
21. God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
22. Why don't you just light your tampon, blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!
23. Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value. Cher, Clueless. Solved by Frank
24. What do I want? I'll tell you what I want! I want Ken Railings to walk in here right now, and say 'Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with YOU!'
25. Satan is in the house. He killed my mom... and turned her into a bull.
26. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
27. You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.
28. Now, the most important thing is, we have to work as a team, which means: you do everything I tell you.
29. Wait a minute, why does he get all the gay fans? I mean I do ab crunches, I take care of my hair.
30. We're here, we're Queer, and we don't want any more bears! The Simpsons. Solved by Frank
31. My name is Indigo Montoya, You killed my father prepare to die!!- Indigo Montoya... Princess Bride solved by Jane
32. Here, take my handkerchief. Never in any crisis of your life have I known you to have a handkerchief.
33. Oh, Mr. Bimbo is the man who lives inside my finger. He is very smart. He's been to the moon.
34.Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
35.I can do a great impression of a hot dog. -Daniel from Mrs. Doubtfire. solved by Stacey
36.Person x:That's not fair!
Person Y: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? (dialouge, must have person x and person y)
37.It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!
38.Person X: You set your patients on fire.
Person Y: I put 'em out. (dialouge, must have person x and person y).
39.We used to draw a line of chalk on the sidewalk and say, "Look: Smurf people this side; Strawberry Shortcake people over there. And you Care Bear jerk-offs can just stick off the sidewalk entirely."
40.We'll travel through space... with cool aliens who LIKE us!
41. I like my women like I like my wine: Red and full of alcohol. -Fez That 70's Show. Solved by Stacey
42.Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack. Good morning.
43.My own brother a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire! Oh, you wait 'til mom finds out buddy.
44.Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?-Will from Good Will Hunting. Solved by Stacey
45.I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car.
46.If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it
47.You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
48. I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.
49.Everything's so clear to me now. I'm the King of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant.
50.I love you. I don't know if I trust you.
51.I did compititions for ten years, and that was ten years too long. I'm a barber, he's a barber. Short back and sides, then you're out on your arse.
52. X: How old are you?
Y: Eighteen.
X:I'm eight. That means when I'm eighteen, you'll be 28. And when I'm 28, you'll only be 38.
Y: You're pretty good at arithmetic. X:And when I'm 38, you'll be 48. And that's not much difference at all.
53. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I hereby order to return forthwith to your place of orgin or to the nearest parallel dimension.
54. Look, here's what I think. I think that we can't go around... measuring our goodness by what we don't do. By what we deny ourselves, what we resist, and who we exclude. I think... we've got to measure goodness by what we *embrace*, what we create... and who we include.
55.You people . . . if there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it. The MEtatron, Dogma. Solved by Frank
56.I'm going to kill you. I'm going to destroy you. After tonight, no one will ever again question my power. If they speak of you, they'll only speak of how you begged for death. And I being a merciful Lord... obliged.
57.Not that anyone cares what I think, but the restaurant is at the *other* end of the Universe
58.Invite him out for a drink and then after about twenty minutes casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.
59. Some disky spirit compels me now to make my dying speech.
60. This is a great idea. I'm glad you came around. You want to do some gambling and have some fun right away, or you just want to get married?
61.How many times do I have to tell you? You don't put a bra in a dryer! It warps! Hedwig, Hedwig and The Angry Inch. Solved by Frank.
62. Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
63. But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on. And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her away.
64.We are so poor, we do not even have a language! Just this stupid accent!
65. LEAVE US ALONE, MEL BROOKS. The villagers, Robin Hood Men In Tights. Solved by Frank
66. Run away, get a divorce, drink alone... You know, the classics. The thing is that, this time, I am killing myself for this woman, and I'm still getting my ass handed to me.
67. You'll be missing me when you have that big white wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and old balls... gross. Big Daddy. Solved by Frank.
68.Life was pleasant among the Larrabees, for this was as close to heaven as one could get on Long Island
69. How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.
70. I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life.
71. I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
72. I swear, that young man has killed so many people, I'm starting to think he just might be a government agent.
73. I swear, that young man has killed so many people, I'm starting to think he just might be a government agent.
74.There are times when we're dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, why the hell am I still living here? And then they call. And I remember.
75. We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous!
Because I doubt anyone will get 50: Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire... so, that's fun. And that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuck-head!
And A special bonus: