A Weird Dream of Mine....again.

[new_thrash08]

Bah! Last night I had a fucking scary ass dream! First, I was in a hotel room with Ashley, Melinda, and my sister. We were all bored and pissed off because we couldn't get out of the room. Some lady told us we were too ugly to be let out, but for some reason we just didn't give a shit. We were like, "Oh well. Fuck it. Anyone got a cigarette?" When we were finally let out, we were in some hotel. It was super crazy. My sister and I found our family, and Melinda and Ashley just disappeared. It was super scary because we had to stay like close to a wall or something because there were all these terrorists flying above us in planes getting ready to attack. Everyone was in line to get on this weird thing. It was some yellow thing that you had to jump onto so that it would launch you off to the front of the hotel so you can leave. It was about to be my turn, but I refused to jump on! I don't know why. I wanted to find the front on my own. I was super pissed off at all the terrorists. Out of nowhere, Osama bin Laden pops out with this HUGE gun and tells all the kids to "sit the fuck down." All the adults get launched off to the front of the hotel, and us kids just sit down on the floor. It was funny kind of. Some girl started hugging me because we were both super scared. I would look at Osama with such fucking hate, but then when he would point that huge gun at me, I would just sit there and try my hardest not to move. He pointed his gun at me quite a few times, but for some reason didn't shoot me. Then, Gary's cell rang. Uh oh. When it rang, Osama bin Laden shouted, "Who's phone was that?" then he turned to Gary and yelled, "Was that your phone?" and Gary replied, "Something like that." and Osama says, "Get your ass outside! Here! Take this soccer ball with you!" So, my brother went outside with the soccer ball in his arms. When Osama finally frees all the little kids, Gary comes back with Andy Milonakis LOL!!!! Osama tells him, "Hey kid, where the hell is my soccer ball?" and Gary says, "Oh shit. Sorry man, it's gone." and Osama points the HUGE gun at him, but then my brother pulled some weird silver gun out of Andy's pants and shoots Osama in the heart. After that, I woke up. Weird, right?

Anyone know how to interpret dreams?