Kakashi-sexual [fanfiction]
Title: Kakashi-sexual
Summary: Genma asks Iruka about his sexuality.
Genma stared at the ceiling, flicking his senbon from side to side. Today had been boring. More boring than usual. The only people in the missions office was himself and the Umino teacher. Not to say that Iruka-san wasn’t interesting, because he was, but seeing as nothing was happening, and the teachers attention was consumed by filing mission reports, Genma’s brain was slowly rotting away from lack of use.
“Say, Iruka-sensei,” he began,, causing the tan man glanced in his direction, ‘”Are you gay?”
The filing paused momentarily, though Genma couldn’t guess if it was because of is inquisition or because the sensei couldn’t locate the proper file. “’Cause you know, you’ve been chasing after Kakashi for a few months now, right? And we all, and I mean the mission room staff and i, just assumed you were, seeing as you weren’t interested in women and were chasing after a man, but then again before the Kakashi…thing, we all thought you were a-sexual.” Genma stopped to see if his word had any effect on the chunnin, satisfied that Iruka had stopped in his task and was looking rather, contemplative.
“You know,” the teacher started hesitantly, “I’ve actually never thought about it before.”
Genma nodded slowly urging, “but…now that you do…”
Iruka sighed and finally glared at his superior, “Now that I do think about it, I’d have to say that I don’t belong is any of those categories. I’m not straight, gay or a-sexual.”
Genma blinked, astonished, “Then what are you? Are you into Kakashi because of his dogs or something?”
That earned a chuckle from the other, “No. a Actually, I’d call myself Kakashi-sexual. After all, I’ve been chasing after him for...” Iruka thought about it, ”Nine years now, not months. He’s the only one I’ve ever lusted for. I think he’s the only one that would be able to get me up. Everyone else is chopped liver.” Deadpanned Iruka as he glanced at the jounin to gauge how his answer was received. He saw disbelief, awe, respect, and amusment.
“hnn…I suppose that nobody wins this bet then.”
Iruka started filing again, “I suppose not. And that means that I get the whole betting pool. Got that Genma-kun?”
The poison specialist nodded solemnly, “Whatever you say, you Kakashi-sexual.”
Iruka’s grin just got larger. With the money from the betting pool he could possibly convince Kakashi to go out on a more, pricy date then ramen, somewhere nice, romantic and secluded, where he could seduce in peace. Yes, that sounded very nice indeed.
Outside the mission’s office, Kakashi shifted , embarrassed. He had been contemplating finally accepting the chunnin’s advances, but now that he’d learned of Iruka’s sexual preference, he really couldn’t avoid the subject any longer.
“I’ll have to say yes when he asks me to dinner tonight,” the copy nin thought, “after I turn in my mission report in another… three hours.”
Content with his decision, the jounin snuck away. There was no way he was going to get caught eavesdropping on that. particular conversation.
ah yes, it's been a while( i looooong while) since i had the time and patience to write/post anything. and i reather like the consept of this one. XD
Summary: Genma asks Iruka about his sexuality.
Genma stared at the ceiling, flicking his senbon from side to side. Today had been boring. More boring than usual. The only people in the missions office was himself and the Umino teacher. Not to say that Iruka-san wasn’t interesting, because he was, but seeing as nothing was happening, and the teachers attention was consumed by filing mission reports, Genma’s brain was slowly rotting away from lack of use.
“Say, Iruka-sensei,” he began,, causing the tan man glanced in his direction, ‘”Are you gay?”
The filing paused momentarily, though Genma couldn’t guess if it was because of is inquisition or because the sensei couldn’t locate the proper file. “’Cause you know, you’ve been chasing after Kakashi for a few months now, right? And we all, and I mean the mission room staff and i, just assumed you were, seeing as you weren’t interested in women and were chasing after a man, but then again before the Kakashi…thing, we all thought you were a-sexual.” Genma stopped to see if his word had any effect on the chunnin, satisfied that Iruka had stopped in his task and was looking rather, contemplative.
“You know,” the teacher started hesitantly, “I’ve actually never thought about it before.”
Genma nodded slowly urging, “but…now that you do…”
Iruka sighed and finally glared at his superior, “Now that I do think about it, I’d have to say that I don’t belong is any of those categories. I’m not straight, gay or a-sexual.”
Genma blinked, astonished, “Then what are you? Are you into Kakashi because of his dogs or something?”
That earned a chuckle from the other, “No. a Actually, I’d call myself Kakashi-sexual. After all, I’ve been chasing after him for...” Iruka thought about it, ”Nine years now, not months. He’s the only one I’ve ever lusted for. I think he’s the only one that would be able to get me up. Everyone else is chopped liver.” Deadpanned Iruka as he glanced at the jounin to gauge how his answer was received. He saw disbelief, awe, respect, and amusment.
“hnn…I suppose that nobody wins this bet then.”
Iruka started filing again, “I suppose not. And that means that I get the whole betting pool. Got that Genma-kun?”
The poison specialist nodded solemnly, “Whatever you say, you Kakashi-sexual.”
Iruka’s grin just got larger. With the money from the betting pool he could possibly convince Kakashi to go out on a more, pricy date then ramen, somewhere nice, romantic and secluded, where he could seduce in peace. Yes, that sounded very nice indeed.
Outside the mission’s office, Kakashi shifted , embarrassed. He had been contemplating finally accepting the chunnin’s advances, but now that he’d learned of Iruka’s sexual preference, he really couldn’t avoid the subject any longer.
“I’ll have to say yes when he asks me to dinner tonight,” the copy nin thought, “after I turn in my mission report in another… three hours.”
Content with his decision, the jounin snuck away. There was no way he was going to get caught eavesdropping on that. particular conversation.
ah yes, it's been a while( i looooong while) since i had the time and patience to write/post anything. and i reather like the consept of this one. XD