Soldier
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your
skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have
you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out
from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great
pair of balls, too. I don't want to go to Iraq either."
skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have
you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out
from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great
pair of balls, too. I don't want to go to Iraq either."