Facows actually ARE good for something....
Possible uses for facows...
1. Doorstop
2. River dam
3. Soccer goalie, they doesnt even have to move. However, it would be a waste of balls because nobody would be willing to dive into their stomach fat to recover the ones that just kind of squish into it and dont come back out...
4. You can store small trinkets in their cellulite
5. An excellent hiding place for hide-and-seek
6. seat warmer
7. Although this hasnt really been looked into, you could probably use them to make more room at the dump, all they have to do is take a seat and crush anything within a ten meter radius.
8. Comfy bean bag chair or bed mattress!
9. Garbage disposal
10. ...and...of course...whale riding!
Hope you feel better Ash...nobody makes fun of you and gets away with it...growl!
1. Doorstop
2. River dam
3. Soccer goalie, they doesnt even have to move. However, it would be a waste of balls because nobody would be willing to dive into their stomach fat to recover the ones that just kind of squish into it and dont come back out...
4. You can store small trinkets in their cellulite
5. An excellent hiding place for hide-and-seek
6. seat warmer
7. Although this hasnt really been looked into, you could probably use them to make more room at the dump, all they have to do is take a seat and crush anything within a ten meter radius.
8. Comfy bean bag chair or bed mattress!
9. Garbage disposal
10. ...and...of course...whale riding!
Hope you feel better Ash...nobody makes fun of you and gets away with it...growl!