Apr 22, 2005 17:47
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Ryan
2. Tiger
3. Big Lizard
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. TigerNBK
2. SomethingVicious
3. Shocktilla The Electrified Goat-Bat
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes
2. My odd sense of humor
3. My cock
THREE THINGS YOU HATE/DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm too skinny
2. I'm way less motivated than I used to be
3. My addictive personality
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. Irish
3. German-Irish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Clowns
2. Midgets
3. Spiders
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Diet 7-UP
2. Pills
3. Music
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Dark blue Dickies pants
2. Red and black thrift store button up shirt
3. Boxer shorts with pictures of different breeds of Hound Dogs on them
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists(at the moment)):
1. Dead Milkmen
2. Built To Spill/Treepeople
3. Husker Du
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. Sobering up
2. A Threesome
3. Getting my dog professionally trained
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Sex
2. No DRAMA
3. A secure girlfriend who won't get jealous over my female friends
TWO LIES AND A TRUTH
1. I got dumped for the guy who produces Korn, Primus, and Alice In Chains
2. I don't do drugs
3. I LOVE red meat and pork
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Eyes
2. Boobs (they don't have to be huge or tiny, just nice to look at and play with)
3. I think the lower back and hips right above the waistline of pants are uber-sexy - naked, of course
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Eat beef or pork or seafood
2. Have sex with someone I'm not attracted to
3. Listen to Limp Bizkit
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Listening to music
2. Collecting movie memorablia
3. Playing with Syd and Jackson (my cat and dog, respectively)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Make out with... (can't say because chances are she [or someone she knows] will probably read this)
2. Do some blow (not sure why - just sounds good right now)
3. Turn off the casino stereo because Ratt is on now. Ugh....
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Record Label Owner
2. Magazine Owner
3. A&R
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Amsterdam
2. Lake Tahoe in July (must have a beach house on the lake though)
3. Hawaii
THREE KID'S NAMES (if agreement with the mate of course)
1. Ren
2. Kara
3. Jesse
THREE TRUE LOVES
1. Music
2. Film
3. Animals
THREE FAVORITE ANIMALS
1. Dogs
2. Cats
3. Dogs (I love them so much)
THREE REASONS WHY YOU"RE DOING THIS
1. Because I'm bored at work.
2. Because I like silly stuff like this because it gives my friends a chance to comment on some of the nasty comments I've made
3. Because it passes the time.