Stealing MORE shit from people I don't know...

Apr 22, 2005 17:47

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Ryan
2. Tiger
3. Big Lizard

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. TigerNBK
2. SomethingVicious
3. Shocktilla The Electrified Goat-Bat

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes
2. My odd sense of humor
3. My cock

THREE THINGS YOU HATE/DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm too skinny
2. I'm way less motivated than I used to be
3. My addictive personality

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. Irish
3. German-Irish

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Clowns
2. Midgets
3. Spiders

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Diet 7-UP
2. Pills
3. Music

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Dark blue Dickies pants
2. Red and black thrift store button up shirt
3. Boxer shorts with pictures of different breeds of Hound Dogs on them

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists(at the moment)):
1. Dead Milkmen
2. Built To Spill/Treepeople
3. Husker Du

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. Sobering up
2. A Threesome
3. Getting my dog professionally trained

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Sex
2. No DRAMA
3. A secure girlfriend who won't get jealous over my female friends

TWO LIES AND A TRUTH
1. I got dumped for the guy who produces Korn, Primus, and Alice In Chains
2. I don't do drugs
3. I LOVE red meat and pork

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Eyes
2. Boobs (they don't have to be huge or tiny, just nice to look at and play with)
3. I think the lower back and hips right above the waistline of pants are uber-sexy - naked, of course

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Eat beef or pork or seafood
2. Have sex with someone I'm not attracted to
3. Listen to Limp Bizkit

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Listening to music
2. Collecting movie memorablia
3. Playing with Syd and Jackson (my cat and dog, respectively)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Make out with... (can't say because chances are she [or someone she knows] will probably read this)
2. Do some blow (not sure why - just sounds good right now)
3. Turn off the casino stereo because Ratt is on now. Ugh....

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Record Label Owner
2. Magazine Owner
3. A&R

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Amsterdam
2. Lake Tahoe in July (must have a beach house on the lake though)
3. Hawaii

THREE KID'S NAMES (if agreement with the mate of course)
1. Ren
2. Kara
3. Jesse

THREE TRUE LOVES
1. Music
2. Film
3. Animals

THREE FAVORITE ANIMALS
1. Dogs
2. Cats
3. Dogs (I love them so much)

THREE REASONS WHY YOU"RE DOING THIS
1. Because I'm bored at work.
2. Because I like silly stuff like this because it gives my friends a chance to comment on some of the nasty comments I've made
3. Because it passes the time.
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