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Clerk: I'm only carding you because you look young in the face, not because of your height.
Little person: Reasonable, I just had my 23rd birthday.
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Clerk: I'm only carding you because you look young in the face, not because of your height.
Little person: Aha, well thank you, I'm 31 but here you are.
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Clerk: You have a great day, sir. I put your size small adult diapers in the same bag as the wine if that's alright.
Little person: D.E.A. You're under arrest for selling alcohol to an underage midget in a wig.
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Little person: Reasonable, I just had my 23rd birthday.
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Clerk: I'm only carding you because you look young in the face, not because of your height.
Little person: Aha, well thank you, I'm 31 but here you are.
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Clerk: You have a great day, sir. I put your size small adult diapers in the same bag as the wine if that's alright.
Little person: D.E.A. You're under arrest for selling alcohol to an underage midget in a wig.
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